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      03-09-2026, 07:46 PM   #1
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Am i crazy - stale bread.

ought a sliced brioche loaf, buttered a slice, took it up to my bedroom and doing work, forgot about it, left it on my desk yesterday morning
this evening feeling a bit peckish. pick it up.. hard yuk
thought I try a bite

wow... tastes like that french toast stuff. you know, not the fried stuff. we call them french toasts, like oven crisped, hard as nuts small little toasts

damn... am I crazy

will I die ?

I don't have a will, who can I give my 2 series to ?
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      03-09-2026, 08:35 PM   #2
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      03-09-2026, 08:54 PM   #3
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Definitely going to die, but i doubt it will be that "French Toast" that does you in bro! Lol
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      03-09-2026, 09:03 PM   #4
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      03-10-2026, 12:32 AM   #5
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Let us know if you start seeing strange colors.

As for the 2 Series, I've got an empty space in my driveway if the bread hasn't worn off yet.....
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      03-10-2026, 05:29 AM   #6
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damn... am I crazy? Don't know you well enough to make that determination.

will I die ? Eventually

I don't have a will, who can I give my 2 series to ? Since are willing to divest yourself of the 2...I will take it, for scientific purposes!
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      03-10-2026, 04:25 PM   #7
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so is this how bakers make French toasts... they just make bread and keep it on the shelf for 2 days and then sell it ?
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      03-10-2026, 04:25 PM   #8
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p.s I'm not dead................ OR AM I, I could be an AI BOT
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      03-10-2026, 10:59 PM   #9
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so is this how bakers make French toasts... they just make bread and keep it on the shelf for 2 days and then sell it ?
I don't know, but I think that penicillin comes from moldy bread.....
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      03-10-2026, 11:28 PM   #10
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I don't know, but I think that penicillin comes from moldy bread.....
Actually from cantaloupe.
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      03-11-2026, 06:51 PM   #11
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I have a loaf on my counter doing a test. It's been almost a year and it's still not moldy. Finally got stale/stiff maybe a month ago.
Started out as I just wasn't home to eat it and turned into a game of how damn log does this shit last?


croutons is what dried bread makes.
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      03-16-2026, 02:52 AM   #12
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I have a loaf on my counter doing a test. It's been almost a year and it's still not moldy. Finally got stale/stiff maybe a month ago.
Started out as I just wasn't home to eat it and turned into a game of how damn log does this shit last?
Still not moldy. Did you see the documentary Super Size Me? The segment where he puts cooked food into glass jars, and leaves out on a counter. The french fries -- wow.
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      03-16-2026, 09:40 AM   #13
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Has anyone heard from nazali since 3/10?????
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      03-16-2026, 03:48 PM   #14
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I've been in hospital with food poisening... they asked me if I ate anything iffy



LOL NO...jk

I'm good still alive and kickinh
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