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      05-20-2020, 06:44 AM   #27501
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1. The guy doesn't use mirror and has paid his female tattoo artist, which he has scorned, to provide him with a massive back piece consisting of rebel flags, Taz the Tasmanian devil, and Coors Light....and the tattoo artists name is Brenda.

2. Brenda is his boyfriend....who has a terrible memory and can't remember her name......or how to spell it......or what various font styles are offered by windows 95 edition of word....I won't elaborate as to why it's on his back or what she's doing to read her name over and over again.
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You went there, I was thinking the same thing......I'm only surprised that Brenda isn't tattoo'd upside down across his shoulders too.....
Why am I not surprised you thought of this too? Not. Surprised. At. All.

Now...where is UncleWede ? We need his input, as well.
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      05-20-2020, 06:55 AM   #27502
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1. The guy doesn't use mirror and has paid his female tattoo artist, which he has scorned, to provide him with a massive back piece consisting of rebel flags, Taz the Tasmanian devil, and Coors Light....and the tattoo artists name is Brenda.

2. Brenda is his boyfriend....who has a terrible memory and can't remember her name......or how to spell it......or what various font styles are offered by windows 95 edition of word....I won't elaborate as to why it's on his back or what she's doing to read her name over and over again.
I've seen quite a few girls/women with what I believe to be their names tattooed on the back of their neck. I have to wonder the purpose. The only rational explanation is so the guy doing them from behind doesn't call the wrong name.

I'll leave now.....
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I've seen quite a few girls/women with what I believe to be their names tattooed on the back of their neck. I have to wonder the purpose. The only rational explanation is so the guy doing them from behind doesn't call the wrong name.

I've leave now.....
I remember being told a story (might have been BS but a great illustration) of a woman who had her own name tattooed across the bottom of her back and upside down at the base of her neck...the explanation being that no matter who was there wouldn't forget who's name to call out.
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      05-20-2020, 07:05 AM   #27504
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I've seen quite a few girls/women with what I believe to be their names tattooed on the back of their neck. I have to wonder the purpose. The only rational explanation is so the guy doing them from behind doesn't call the wrong name.

I've leave now.....
I've led a sheltered life.

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I remember being told a story (might have been BS but a great illustration) of a woman who had her own name tattooed across the bottom of her back and upside down at the base of her neck...the explanation being that no matter who was there wouldn't forget who's name to call out.
Sure...a story. From a...friend. Yeah. That's the ticket. A friend.
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Yeah, sure... Knowing Murph he might just "accidentally" leave this up on his screen for the her to find.
...or add it to his Amazon public wish list?

Sadly, with Tom Brady signing at Tampa Bay, Murph doesn't have the excuse that he was stocking up on light-up dildos for this year's Bills/Pats game in Orchard Park.

Back to the thread's topic.....






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I've seen quite a few girls/women with what I believe to be their names tattooed on the back of their neck. I have to wonder the purpose. The only rational explanation is so the guy doing them from behind doesn't call the wrong name.

I'll leave now.....
Being a former tattoo artist, I want to say that most likely the name is either their childs name or a lost parent....however; there are those (that we referred to as) "The Exceptions." I once met a guy, when I was a credit manager, that had his social tattoo'd down his forearm because he could never remember it. I also had a client once that wanted me to tattoo his ex-wife's name and face on his chest as a means of trying to win her back. I declined. I always refused name tattoos unless it was a parent or childs name.
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When Brendan asked for a 20% discount and the tattoo artist agreed (with a wicked smile).
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I seriously doubt that!!
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      05-20-2020, 08:40 AM   #27509
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I seriously doubt that!!
Maybe Bomb Sheltered Life!!
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I remember being told a story (might have been BS but a great illustration) of a woman who had her own name tattooed across the bottom of her back and upside down at the base of her neck...the explanation being that no matter who was there wouldn't forget who's name to call out.
Years ago, I used to have a, um, promiscuous female co-worker. She bragged about having a bullseye tramp stamp, so that her dude-du-jour had a target to shoot at with his squirt gun. (Before anyone asks, no I never actually saw it.)

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I can’t recall if it was on here or somewhere else, but I saw post related to something about amazon selling dildos. I was kinda of shocked and wondered if they actually sold dildos - went to amazon.com and typed dildo into the search bar. Well, I guess you learn something new every day

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When I saw the Brenda, I was taken back to "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"


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And they had so much potential when they were younglings.
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And they had so much potential when they were younglings.
I saw one of them at an event in Texas several years ago, pre-plastic surgical intervention, and she looked good. Now...not so much.
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I remember being told a story (might have been BS but a great illustration) of a woman who had her own name tattooed across the bottom of her back and upside down at the base of her neck...the explanation being that no matter who was there wouldn't forget who's name to call out.
They both went there so I'll follow up!
I'm glad they didn't show what "Tramp Stamp" he has!
"Brenda was here"!
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