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      09-23-2017, 03:04 PM   #287
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You think they still have sex ?
Fuck no. No no

I'm all about geriatric sex but it doesn't work like that
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Hey how is that trade deal with the usa coming along?
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Hey how is that trade deal with the usa coming along?
It's gonna be 'big & exciting'
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Fuck no. No no

I'm all about geriatric sex but it doesn't work like that
I see Anna , but Melania looks like she can have non-stop sex ?

Think you saw her fake lips and boobs as well ...And she loves to show it baby , while she is 47 !
In other words....This is not fake news !

On the other hand..Melania looks ice cold with Donald along her !
I don't get it .... or is this situation a chick thing ?
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It's gonna be 'big & exciting'
So it's done! Epic!


Theresa may has looked awkward often but when told about that twist, she probably pulled a few muscles.
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I see Anna , but Melania looks like she can sex non-stop ?

Think you saw her fake lips and boobs as well ...And she loves to show it baby , while she is 47 !
In other words....This is not fake news !

On the other hand..Melania looks ice cold with Donald along her !
I don't get it .... or is this situation a chick thing ?
I will be in no way be disputing her attributes, i just think that if Trump needs a golf cart to move around in a NATO conference, he might not be exactly fit for sex.

If i had looked even at 20 as hot as Melania does now, i might have seen a penis in my near history..
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I will be in no way be disputing her attributes, i just think that if Trump needs a golf cart to move around in a NATO conference, he might not be exactly fit for sex.

If i had looked even at 20 as hot as Melania does now, i might have seen a penis in my near history..
I'm pretty sure I can make Melania happy...While I bang her in that golf cart !
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Theresa may has looked awkward often but when told about that twist, she probably pulled a few muscles.
Yes indeed I suspect Theresa has 'pulled' many 'muscles'
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I'm pretty sure I can make Melania happy...While I bang her in that golf cart !
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Yes indeed I suspect Theresa has 'pulled' many 'muscles'
These two are the posts I'm supposed to answer at once....

Phil, if your dick fell off while you saw what chappers posted, its fine, that's how i became a girl.

Chappers, you're cruel, but i approve
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These two are the posts I'm supposed to answer at once....

Phil, if tour dick fell off while you saw what chappers posted, its fine, that's how i became a girl.

Chappers, you're cruel, but i approve
Yeah , I prefer a date with *It* => http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1396484/
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I wonder how EJ feels about the Chief Idiot appropriating his song.

Of course, I can't listen to Fleetwood Mac "Don't Stop" anymore.....
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