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      12-20-2017, 07:54 AM   #67
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Why would interstellar beings travel these massive, almost incomprehensible distances to do fly-bys (and get detected doing it) make shapes on open fields, and kidnap people to shove things up their asses?

“We have the intelligence and technology to travel across the universe....but we’d rather troll this lesser species for the lolz.”
If they are anything at all like us, they are probably setting up paid sport-hunting trips, and trying to figure out whether they can sell our pelts or teeth to their homies.
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He said that just to invoke further curiosity. These people need funding. If they said that they haven't found shit do you think they would get refunded.......
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      12-20-2017, 08:03 AM   #69
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      12-20-2017, 08:33 AM   #70
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Nope....still just a UFO.
I want aliens.
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      12-20-2017, 08:44 AM   #71
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I know someone who was abducted by aliens.

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      12-20-2017, 08:48 AM   #72
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      12-20-2017, 08:51 AM   #73
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I know someone who was abducted by aliens.

And then returned with a special Cameltoe upgrade.
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      12-20-2017, 09:08 AM   #74
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OK .
Ok, now I'm convinced, but if you look closely, that alien on the right looks fake.
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      12-20-2017, 09:24 AM   #75
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What if we're the aliens and these so called "aliens" are returning to their home (Earth) and they are actually humans?
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What if we're the aliens and these so called "aliens" are returning to their home (Earth) and they are actually humans?
What if they are actually dinosaurs and the whole meteor theory is a lie?






Jurassic Park 5: Velociraptors return to earth
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What if we're the aliens and these so called "aliens" are returning to their home (Earth) and they are actually humans?

The movie Alien Covenant shows it 2 => https://flixtor.to/watch/movie/7104554/alien-covenant

Actually we are Aliens => https://www.express.co.uk/news/scien...-message-human
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      12-20-2017, 10:18 AM   #78
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What if we're the aliens and these so called "aliens" are returning to their home (Earth) and they are actually humans?

The movie Alien Covenant shows it 2 => https://flixtor.to/watch/movie/7104554/alien-covenant

Actually we are Aliens => https://www.express.co.uk/news/scien...-message-human
Basically this scientist in Kazakhstan of all places admitted to watching 2001 Space Oddesey
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      12-20-2017, 10:28 AM   #79
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Basically this scientist in Kazakhstan of all places admitted to watching 2001 Space Oddesey
Yeah I agree .Stanley Kubrick did a great job with 2001 A Space Odyssey ! ( need to watch it again ASAP )

The threatening black stone , and the journey through the black hole to our ancestors.....*The Apes*
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      12-20-2017, 10:39 AM   #80
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Nope....still just a UFO.
I want aliens.
Come to Cali, we got plenty
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      12-20-2017, 10:50 AM   #81
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Come to Cali, we got plenty
Have they ever been inside the van?
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      02-11-2018, 06:46 AM   #82
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every single person is alien in this planet , different is they call us alien and we call them alien, but in our we call ourself a human, god made everyone with different energy
watch this movie you can get more info http://filmywap4u.com/alien-covenant...h-online-free/
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If they're living amongst us, they better be paying their taxes dammit.

1MOREMOD, your thoughts.....
We got a tax exemption from obama
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      02-11-2018, 08:50 AM   #84
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      02-11-2018, 11:55 AM   #85
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Could we please label this thread with a 'Prancercise video warning'? It's too damn early in the day (make that life) to have to see that again.

But on the topic of UFO's - anybody else read that Don Garlitis interview in the recent car mag (R&T or C&D, IIRC)? He sort of digresses into talking about a friend who was working on back-engineering alien powerplant tech in a way that really makes you wonder. I think no doubt there are secret projects, and weird stuff - whether it comes from outer space remains a big Q. If I wanted to keep a bunch of Boeing engineers quiet, I'd think it would work better to walk them past a stuffed fake alien and tell them it was a matter of human survival, than to have them all just sign a confidentiality clause on paper (and when they do talk, it is about the aliens, not the aileron design or anti-radar capacity of that funky flying wing).
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      02-11-2018, 02:17 PM   #86
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I had sex with an alien once. She was deported back to El Salvador I believe. lol
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