Tinder/Dating Apps

[Verbiage]

Versace Versace medusa head on me like I'm 'luminati.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

So in the last 10 years, how much have you been on OT?

I think we lost Sara504 for good? Or until she is done with Dr. Perfect? I'm not sure how that works.

Lol. Not much. I'm shy.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I'm a relentless fuck (literally).

Don't even make eye contact with me, you will turn to stone.

Are you so relentless that you walk away without making a sound once you finish?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Are you so relentless that you walk away without making a sound once you finish?

Not a sound. I am like a mist.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Not a sound. I am like a mist.

Are you sure you want to say you're "like a mist" when we're on the topic of finishing?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Are you sure you want to say you're "like a mist" when we're on the topic of finishing?

Yes. The ladies say that they actually prefer it that way.


A simple, light overspray to provide a refreshing end to a thrilling excursion, by the end of which extreme exhaustion has been manifested.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Yes. The ladies say that they actually prefer it that way.


A simple, light overspray to provide a refreshing end to a thrilling excursion, by the end of which extreme exhaustion has been manifested.

Ladies, do not go to Verb's "spa"

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Ladies, do not go to Verb's "spa"

It's advertised as a Yoga studio. Chloroform is administered upon entry.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

It's advertised as a Yoga studio. Chloroform is administered upon entry.

"Hot Yoga"

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

"Hot Yoga"

It's funny because I look fit enough to pull something like that off.



Not saying I would, obviously.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Yes. The ladies say that they actually prefer it that way.


A simple, light overspray to provide a refreshing end to a thrilling excursion, by the end of which extreme exhaustion has been manifested.

Then you are with the wrong ladies. That is all.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Then you are with the wrong ladies. That is all.

Thug life chose me.

[EALm4]

keeper

[Aatish]

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Thug life chose me.

So you are equating the ladies who like a gentle spritzing with the thug life? Haha... Apparently, I know nothing of the thug life.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by EALm4

keeper

Dude, the first pics have to be of her, then the description needs its own screenshot.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

So you are equating the ladies who like a gentle spritzing with the thug life? Haha... Apparently, I know nothing of the thug life.

And I'd expect nothing less from the driver of an automatic BMW.

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dude, the first pics have to be of her, then the description needs its own screenshot.

oh man. the description was good. if she comes back up I'll get it.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by EALm4

oh man. the description was good. if she comes back up I'll get it.

Dude, you've been in this thread too long. You know the drill.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

And I'd expect nothing less from the driver of an automatic BMW.

Actual transcript from Verbiage sexting with someone on Tinder.

"Girl, I am going to do you so gently and then lightly spritz all over you. Awww yeah."

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Actual transcript from Verbiage sexting with someone on Tinder.

"Girl, I am going to do you so gently and then lightly spritz all over you. Awww yeah."

At least his credit score was also most likely on point.



Bring on the white women.

[Aatish]

We need the other hand free to keep her head down...