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      05-15-2020, 08:53 AM   #23
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      05-15-2020, 09:58 AM   #24
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      05-15-2020, 12:37 PM   #25
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Captain Margaret is a fake alias I use at restaurants, when they ask for my name, just to see if they'll say it over the PA.

I also use Sergeant Slippy (yes, Star Fox), Bueller (and make them say it several times), Secret Peter, Magical Marv, Smith (only Smith), Sanchez and Mike Jones.
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      05-15-2020, 12:39 PM   #26
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Captain Margaret is a fake alias I use at restaurants, when they ask for my name, just to see if they'll say it over the PA.

I also use Sergeant Slippy (yes, Star Fox), Bueller (and make them say it several times), Secret Peter, Magical Marv, Smith (only Smith), Sanchez and Mike Jones.
The Bueller one is great... Do any ever repeat it in Ben Steins tone?
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      05-15-2020, 01:04 PM   #27
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The Bueller one is great... Do any ever repeat it in Ben Steins tone?
Often. I'd say more times than not. I always make them say it several times before I stop them. The only time it doesn't get a laugh is when it's a youngster that has no clue. Nine times out of ten when they call out Mike Jones multiple people will say WHO???
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Knew a guy with rank of Cpt and last name Faggett

He was Captain Faggett.

Completely aware of how the last name is supposed to be pronounced, but no one pronounced it that way.
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      05-15-2020, 02:03 PM   #30
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