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      09-24-2020, 08:44 PM   #7261
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I recently saw a few call outs looking for MK but don't remember the thread so I'll put it here. Happy to report he's fine, just busy. He said he might check in later.


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Shhhhhhh. I don't want him coming back and rewarding us with some prancercize nonsense, or worse yet those nasty foot pictures.
I did NOT come back with a horrible foot picture. I promised that I wouldn't do that any more. I did provide a little education on Fistula's however.

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Totally!

I mean, I don't know how many times I've put dibs on his stuff when he goes (and his recent absence got me to wondering if a windfall might be in my near future), and you know what? For a guy who is putting dibs on everyone else's stuff, he has been noticeably reticent to acknowledge my dibs on HIS stuff!!!

He keep blabbing on and trying to feed me these lines about having to make sure his daughter is financially set and all that...what I'd like to know is this - What about ME? I put the claim out there first. Not his daughter. It follows the same case law as yelling shotgun for the front seat. The first person to declare it wins. Well, I declared it first. But here's old MK trying to find loopholes and vagaries in the case law.

It simply isn't fair. It simply isn't.


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Me thinks you're out of luck and I'm getting his stuff. After all, I was the one that spoke to him to make sure he didn't float away during one the the hurricanes.
You are just after my daughter, dear lady!!

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See, I don't think you are quite grasping the concept here. It appears we both want his stuff.

You, on one hand, are reaching out to make sure he didn't float away and is still in the land of the living. You are actively concerned about him not shuffling off this mortal coil. Which means he keeps his stuff. Which means you do not get his stuff.

I, on the other hand, am keeping quiet, rendering no assistance, with fingers crossed, hoping for a windfall.

Now I ask you, which one of us is more dedicated to getting his stuff? Note that I said "dedicated", not "deserving".

MKSixer - there appears to be lots of people after your stuff. I think its time you and I drew up legal paperwork to validate that I am the sole owner of all your stuff on your demise to put all these other claims to bed. Mmmkay?
What?!?!!!

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Hasn't anyone told you women are shrewd, cunning bitches? And we're in it for the long game. We're patient. He will give me his stuff because I'm compassionate and caring. You, on the other hand, just want him gone now.
This!!

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Well played.
She's brilliant!!

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Joekerr much like the American/Canadia differences in how the president is selected, there is a significant difference in the rules regarding "Shotgun!!" It doesn't matter who calls it first, my wife always gets that seat. . .

Being relatively sure that MKSixer wife is no longer vying for the front seat, I'm going with the daughter having feminine rights to seat, and most of the other Stuff, as well.

cmyx6go "claims" to have sworn off men, but I see some devious plans in the works: "Are you OK down there, I was concerned you might get flooded out. Ijust don't know WHAT I would do if we (sic) ever lost you"

King Rudi make sure you learn Turkish Pickle about this side of the female psyche
E tu, UncleWede ?!?!!
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      09-24-2020, 08:55 PM   #7262
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Totally!

I mean, I don't know how many times I've put dibs on his stuff when he goes (and his recent absence got me to wondering if a windfall might be in my near future), and you know what? For a guy who is putting dibs on everyone else's stuff, he has been noticeably reticent to acknowledge my dibs on HIS stuff!!!

He keep blabbing on and trying to feed me these lines about having to make sure his daughter is financially set and all that...what I'd like to know is this - What about ME? I put the claim out there first. Not his daughter. It follows the same case law as yelling shotgun for the front seat. The first person to declare it wins. Well, I declared it first. But here's old MK trying to find loopholes and vagaries in the case law.

It simply isn't fair. It simply isn't.
Dibs on his daughter
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      09-25-2020, 06:35 AM   #7263
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I just spit out my coffee! LOL.
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      09-25-2020, 07:36 AM   #7264
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Dibs on his daughter
Her US Navy Officer bf may have a bit to say about that!!

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I just spit out my coffee! LOL.
You brought me back for this?!?!
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Dibs on his daughter
Can she detail cars?????
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Hasn't anyone told you women are shrewd, cunning bitches? And we're in it for the long game. We're patient. He will give me his stuff because I'm compassionate and caring. You, on the other hand, just want him gone now.
Bird...(ahem)...in the hand is worth two in the bush.




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Dibs on his daughter
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Her US Navy Officer bf may have a bit to say about that!!
Pfft - isn't he at sea or something? And for all you know, Dinonz' real name could be Jody, in which case the officer would be practically expecting this. Amirite King Rudi?
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      09-25-2020, 09:33 AM   #7268
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I recently saw a few call outs looking for MK but don't remember the thread so I'll put it here. Happy to report he's fine, just busy. He said he might check in later.
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Lest those warm feelings of love spread too far in your heart MK, I have to inform you that those call outs were actually just Laura and UncleWede. Everyone else was happily opening threads, deriving comfort from the secure knowledge that they would not be confronted with a vomit inducing picture / video from you. In other words, your absence was appreciated.

I'm kidding, we all like you. Now go back to your hole.

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I did NOT come back with a horrible foot picture. I promised that I wouldn't do that any more. I did provide a little education on Fistula's however.
I actually sincerely appreciated it, despite the fact I was eating a wonderful chocolate pumpkin loaf at the time for breakfast. I felt the education was important for some of our members, whose minds could not leap out of the porn gutter they were stuck in and instead were doing a slow repetitive burn on the word "fist"....
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      09-25-2020, 10:39 AM   #7269
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I just spit out my coffee! LOL.
Great start to the day. You're welcome!
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Her US Navy Officer bf may have a bit to say about that!!
US Navy eh? I wonder what his bf would have to say about it.
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Can she detail cars?????
I already have someone for that
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US Navy eh? I wonder what his bf would have to say about it.
LOL, Dino is in here suddenly dropping bombs!

But this is good, now take this energy and go tell your detailer straight up how you feel. Using this exact brashness. You'll thank me later.

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I already have someone for that
I forgot to ask - is she good at polishing knobs...on the lambo?
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I forgot to ask - is she good at polishing knobs...on the lambo?
I was going to comment that MKSixer didn't have to worry about any hanky-panky.....
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Why is 213 posting this most hideous shoes on the "what kicks you rockin" thread...

Y'all will have a laugh if you see lol.
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Why is 213 posting this most hideous shoes on the "what kicks you rockin" thread...

Y'all will have a laugh if you see lol.
Why are you posting about 213's shoes in the "Rockin' Kicks" thread in the Dating Thread?


.....and why the hell and I defending 213?
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Why is 213 posting this most hideous shoes on the "what kicks you rockin" thread...

Y'all will have a laugh if you see lol.
Why are you posting about 213's shoes in the "Rockin' Kicks" thread in the Dating Thread?


.....and why the hell and I defending 213?
Because I know people want to get a laugh out of his posts lol. He's hilarious haha

Also yes, why the fuck are you defending him....
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Because I know people want to get a laugh out of his posts lol. He's hilarious haha

Also yes, why the fuck are you defending him....
He is without a doubt unique.
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Lest those warm feelings of love spread too far in your heart MK, I have to inform you that those call outs were actually just Laura and UncleWede. Everyone else was happily opening threads, deriving comfort from the secure knowledge that they would not be confronted with a vomit inducing picture / video from you. In other words, your absence was appreciated.

I'm kidding, we all like you. Now go back to your hole.



I actually sincerely appreciated it, despite the fact I was eating a wonderful chocolate pumpkin loaf at the time for breakfast. I felt the education was important for some of our members, whose minds could not leap out of the porn gutter they were stuck in and instead were doing a slow repetitive burn on the word "fist"....
Remember. I'm here to help and educate...emphasis on help. And by help I mean bringing the best of medical disgustisms possible. You're welcome!!

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dropped off her yesterday, so im an alone and free man again
Is this is what kids are calling a relationship these days?
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Is this is what kids are calling a relationship these days?
In my experience with women, even my age; this is a success! Well done Turkish Pickle.
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Is this is what kids are calling a relationship these days?
She stayed over for 20 days because roommate got rona, and I was debating if 9 days were going to be enough for me to send her back home midway.

Ironic that my long distance relationship so far means I've spent more time with her than away from her though

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