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      03-30-2017, 12:38 PM   #49655
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I'd like to work as a hitman. But the good kind of hitman, that kills bad people.



Kind of like Dexter. Might need to hire someone to help chop people up though.
Get a Deli in South Jersey...
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What's not fair game in here?
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I don't think i'd have a problem chopping dead people up. As long as they're already dead. I don't have any desire to do the whole death of a 1000 cuts, ah la Biorin though.

There was something oddly satisfying about using bolt cutters to cut though pig appendages while pealing them.

Now we're watch list buddies!
Well, that's kind of why I would have to hire someone to help, because I don't think I could hold down a living person while I chop them up.

Too squirmy, same reason I don't like putting the worm on the hook to go fishing. Although, I do suppose could use a horse tranquilizer..., ah hell who the fuck am I kidding, just want a friend to kill people with.

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Get a Deli in South Jersey...
I would...., but I fucking hate Jersey. How about Gary, IN instead?

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If it's anything like my daily group chats with two other OT peeps...,


pretty much everything we say would probably get us banned.
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This could be very dangerous. Let's do it.



Also, how's the peepee molestation thingy going?
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we gotta start a new one!! it'll be like a zoo in there

bhai, that's at 4pm today, couple hours away...i've had anxiety for a week now cause of it, and it's just getting worse
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pretty much everything we say would probably get us banned.
This.
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      03-30-2017, 12:47 PM   #49662
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bhai, that's at 4pm today, couple hours away...i've had anxiety for a week now cause of it, and it's just getting worse
Count me in!
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Well....sure, I suppose it could mean war. But we all know how it ends. With you crossing the Rhine after sacrificing your men to the Romans.

And to think - the Romans were only looking for a little food to eat on their vacation away from Rome when old Am Bi decided to kill a few of them - such hospitality the world had never seen before. All very tragic.
A few ? ? WTF are you kidding Caesar ? We slaughtered 7000 Roman homos in mini skirts !
The 7000 looked just like the homo looks in your Avatar pic !

Hospitality ? Yeah right your Roman hospitality crucified all the Eburon prisoners !
And I was like always smartass enough to save my ass on the battlefield because my sword was really sharp !

The Rhine?
Yeah..I crossed the Rhine to rinse the Roman blood from my skin...
I confess.. I took a bath in the Rhine ! Whats wrong with that Caesar ?
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Well, that's kind of why I would have to hire someone to help, because I don't think I could hold down a living person while I chop them up.

Too squirmy, same reason I don't like putting the worm on the hook to go fishing. Although, I do suppose could use a horse tranquilizer..., ah hell who the fuck am I kidding, just want a friend to kill people with.

You in or what?
For legal reason i can't say yes. But i can say that once they are dead, i'll be there to count the bones.
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are you in or nah??
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I would...., but I fucking hate Jersey. How about Gary, IN instead?
That's more a Chicken and Waffle area....

Elmwood Park, tho, could work
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we gotta start a new one!! it'll be like a zoo in there

bhai, that's at 4pm today, couple hours away...i've had anxiety for a week now cause of it, and it's just getting worse
Don't sweat it. With a bladder that big, your pee hole has got to be cavernous. Should be a non-event.
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are you in or nah??
You forgot bimmette!

And yes.
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are you in or nah??
I'm old, i might need technical instructions.
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Don't sweat it. With a bladder that big, your pee hole has got to be cavernous. Should be a non-event.
tru...at least i find comfort in knowing my dick huge
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bhai, that's at 4pm today, couple hours away...i've had anxiety for a week now cause of it, and it's just getting worse
Deep breathes, Bhai. You'll be aight!

Have some Bhang lassi.
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For legal reason i can't say yes. But i can say that once they are dead, i'll be there to count the bones.
That's fine. I'll just consider that an implication of "yes".

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are you in or nah??
Fine by me. Not like I couldn't use some more time fillers.
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HELL YES!!!

i'll make the group and provide instructions...

the app name is "GroupMe" for anyone not familiar with it
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