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      07-09-2015, 07:59 PM   #1
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      07-09-2015, 08:15 PM   #2
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Nice bush.
This is an awesome tattoo....a trim job may be preferable but meh to each their own
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      07-09-2015, 08:16 PM   #3
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      07-09-2015, 08:17 PM   #4
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      07-09-2015, 08:21 PM   #5
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      07-09-2015, 08:27 PM   #6
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This one reminds me of childhood....
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      07-09-2015, 08:32 PM   #7
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      07-09-2015, 08:53 PM   #8
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Wow.
Every time I something like this, I think what would have to happen to me to sleep with that dude. In his case the answer is:

*edited out for being way to graphic and quite insulting towards victims of yeast infections*
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      07-09-2015, 11:26 PM   #9
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Guy had to amputate his foot - got tattoo for the Dr's so they would cut the correct foot off...sad, but awesome too...
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      07-09-2015, 11:30 PM   #10
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Guy had to amputate his foot - got tattoo for the Dr's so they would cut the correct foot off...sad, but awesome too...
That's just smart.
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      07-10-2015, 01:50 PM   #11
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NSFW: Google "Puff the Magic Dragon"

I had to do an email investigation and that's what a few people were passing around. . .
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      07-10-2015, 02:22 PM   #12
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NSFW: Google "Puff the Magic Dragon"

I had to do an email investigation and that's what a few people were passing around. . .
Ouch. And thank you for not posting the image. Very NSF anything.
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      07-10-2015, 02:40 PM   #13
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      07-10-2015, 03:18 PM   #14
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Guy had to amputate his foot - got tattoo for the Dr's so they would cut the correct foot off...sad, but awesome too...
Great mod. for ISIS but than around the neck !
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      07-10-2015, 07:26 PM   #15
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I remember seeing one of a buck-toothed Native American girl riding a giant corn dog once. Don't think it was SFW though.

Edit: confirmed, naughty bits are showing. But if you want to see it google "corn dog tattoo." It's actually amazing how many people have tattoos of corn dogs.

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      07-10-2015, 07:45 PM   #16
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NSFW: Google "Puff the Magic Dragon"

I had to do an email investigation and that's what a few people were passing around. . .
That's just not right.
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      07-11-2015, 07:35 PM   #17
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As much as I have seen some very cool looking tattos, I cannot help but wonder whether the folks getting rather extensive tattoos are aware they will look awful on them when they are no longer "young and beautiful" but still want to go to the beach or pool.

I mean really, how many of the folks who are fit and fabulous looking with their tattoos will remain that way when they are in their 60s or older? Yes, perhaps a few folks will be fitness conscious enough that they don't develop the flabby skin, obesity, and whatnot that most folks acquire with age, but that's the thing...most of them won't.

How cool will these folks look when their bodies are no longer at least somewhat fit?













But as I said, some people will grow old and bother to keep relatively fit.



And that's even before considering that tattoos fade over time. Though I'm not "into" tattoos, I do think sometimes they look great, some of them even when the imagery or placement is "weird" to begin with. Overall, however, I think tattoos are fine when one is hot, but not at all fine when one is not.

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Yes. It's surely going to "suck" to have to for the rest of his life explain why he chose to misspell "regrets." (I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt in assuming he chose to misspell the word, as opposed to he or the tattoo artist not knowing any better.)

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Yes. It's surely going to "suck" to have to for the rest of his life explain why he chose to misspell "regrets." (I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt in assuming he chose to misspell the word, as opposed to he or the tattoo artist not knowing any better.)

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That one is from a movie tony just funny.
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      07-11-2015, 07:55 PM   #20
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That one is from a movie tony just funny.
Oh. TY for telling me. I didn't know.

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I had to do an email investigation and that's what a few people were passing around. . .
I got what one would expect to get from Googling "Puff the Magic Dragon"...cartoon images and links to versions of the song. Nothing that's NSFW.

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I got what one would expect to get from Googling "Puff the Magic Dragon"...cartoon images and links to versions of the song. Nothing that's NSFW.

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I'm not sure you want to see it.
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