The joke thread, pics are not necessary

BMWGUYinCO · Yesterday, 10:12 AM

Quick poll: for all women who think men are pigs, vote by a show of your hooters.

Dino GT · Yesterday, 12:07 PM

My wife lost her credit card a month ago.
So after a month I finally called the credit card company to cancel the card.
The lady on the phone asked me why I waited so long to cancel the the card.
I told her that the thief was spending less than my wife.

DocL · Yesterday, 12:56 PM

What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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BMWGUYinCO Private First Class 1604 Rep 149 Posts Drives: 2022 BMW M850 Convertible Join Date: Apr 2020 Location: Colorado iTrader: (0)	Quick poll: for all women who think men are pigs, vote by a show of your hooters.
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Dino GT Private 22228 Rep 89 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	My wife lost her credit card a month ago. So after a month I finally called the credit card company to cancel the card. The lady on the phone asked me why I waited so long to cancel the the card. I told her that the thief was spending less than my wife. __________________ "It is more fun to drive a slow car fast than to drive a fast car slow."
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DocL Captain 1184 Rep 615 Posts Drives: 2018 M3 Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: S Fla iTrader: (1)	What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste. __________________ 2018 F80 M3. YMB/BLK. ZCP. Three Pedals. "Education will never be as expensive as ignorance."
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