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      06-01-2023, 01:08 PM   #1849
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Cockatoo thinking it's a cat.
When I was a teenager, we had an African Grey parrot and two cats. The parrot - Pepper - would torture the cats. He'd meow at them, throw peanuts at them, and spit water at them. One day he got out of his cage and went walking on the floor chasing them. It was a mad dash to separate them.

He also used to call my mother's name over and over again if she didn't take the cover off his cage early enough in the morning. He was freaking funny.
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      06-01-2023, 02:07 PM   #1850
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Stealthily capturing the tottie while pretending to photograph his wife. Am I warm?

Not casting a shadow...?
Noooo, not even close. 😁
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I've been married for so long that maybe that's why I don't get it

Is this what Nachbar is trying to tell me
Actually.. There was this milisecond, I realized. I just had to 😁
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Yeah, I see the two ladies in the picture, (if that's what you are trying to say). I also see the stain in the concrete

Anyway, I don't get the joke, but it's all good
Lady in blacks right leg is shorter than left leg? Thats it, hilarious
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I remember when Brittany shaved her head....my youngest who is a pissant, (they all are really) would say he loved crazy Brittany.
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I remember when Brittany shaved her head....my youngest who is a pissant, (they all are really) would say he loved crazy Brittany.
Yeah, I think we all remember crazy Britney. lol
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Sooo - I took a picture of my wife. Yes, not fake!
The picture also features a shadow of a woman further down the alley.

Reference to the Allegory of The Cave by Plato ?
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The picture also features a shadow of a woman further down the alley.

Reference to the Allegory of The Cave by Plato ?
Oh yes, I see it now
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Yes, this is true.The one thing missing.
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Once you're married you Darent go outside to experience the light..you shall return blinded but perhaps happier 😉..sigh..I'll never find out
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