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      04-23-2024, 12:42 PM   #5545
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      04-23-2024, 03:50 PM   #5546
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      04-24-2024, 06:37 AM   #5552
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      04-24-2024, 06:47 AM   #5553
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Here's one for the math whiz kids: Can you get 48Hr protection per day?


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      04-24-2024, 09:26 AM   #5555
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When I was a kid, my father purchased a farm. Of course I was drug out to help clear it and fence it, etc. The only person that live on the road was this older guy who a little "off bubble" and lived in a shack - a literal shack with dirt floors and everything. He was happy to have action on the road and took to coming over to talk when we were there. super nice guy. He had a super old dodge truck that he was always working on and showing us his "improvements" - like adding a 2nd battery under the hood, homemade tar & shingle coverer camper, etc. Once he came down beaming that he had painted his truck black - which he did - with a PAINT BRUSH. The cherry on top was he had painted in white walls on the tires. LOL

He parked it on the road to try and sell it once and made homemade signs for it. "FOR SALE" on one side and "FORE SALE" on the other.
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      04-24-2024, 09:30 AM   #5556
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When I was a kid, my father purchased a farm. Of course I was drug out to help clear it and fence it, etc. The only person that live on the road was this older guy who a little "off bubble" and lived in a shack - a literal shack with dirt floors and everything. He was happy to have action on the road and took to coming over to talk when we were there. super nice guy. He had a super old dodge truck that he was always working on and showing us his "improvements" - like adding a 2nd battery under the hood, homemade tar & shingle coverer camper, etc. Once he came down beaming that he had painted his truck black - which he did - with a PAINT BRUSH. The cherry on top was he had painted in white walls on the tires. LOL

He parked it on the road to try and sell it once and made homemade signs for it. "FOR SALE" on one side and "FORE SALE" on the other.
Should have added a "Four Sale" sign on the windshield...
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