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      09-10-2020, 11:31 PM   #7217
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Fuck that, snort a line off her ass or tits if you got the balls.
pst.....molly....ahem, cough, I mean what?
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Wow its like in James Bond movie! They do the shower stuff alot and I like it. If you do it sober its not as good? Have you tried Ripping the bong with her yet?
nah its fun sober too, but being drunk makes anything more fun lol

re: bong, i dont smoke. she doesnt either, and id like to keep it that way
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Well, gents (and lady or two) after 4 years, the girlfriend is gone. Devastated is about the only word I can come up with. Sucks.
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Well, gents (and lady or two) after 4 years, the girlfriend is gone. Devastated is about the only word I can come up with. Sucks.
THIS
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I'm sorry.
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Well, gents (and lady or two) after 4 years, the girlfriend is gone. Devastated is about the only word I can come up with. Sucks.
PM'd. Very sorry to hear that though.
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      09-22-2020, 08:49 AM   #7224
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Well, gents (and lady or two) after 4 years, the girlfriend is gone. Devastated is about the only word I can come up with. Sucks.
Well shit man, came out of nowhere. Was just discussing her yesterday on the gym thread. Sorry to hear, stay strong.
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I'm sorry.
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Well shit man, came out of nowhere. Was just discussing her yesterday on the gym thread. Sorry to hear, stay strong.
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THIS
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I'm sorry.
You’re right it does.
Can’t even imagine what has happened now but I do hope it gets better soon!
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Ok, let's see if there is any good news out there...calling dinonz - it was either your bday, or her bday, or something was happening in two weeks and its been at least that amount of time. And I think there was a bed to be shared.

So what happened?
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      09-22-2020, 04:25 PM   #7229
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Well, gents (and lady or two) after 4 years, the girlfriend is gone. Devastated is about the only word I can come up with. Sucks.
WOW man! Sorry to hear, seemed like you guys were going good last I heard you mention her in a thread. Keep your head up!
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Well, gents (and lady or two) after 4 years, the girlfriend is gone. Devastated is about the only word I can come up with. Sucks.
Damn man. Sorry to hear. Come to Texas and we'll sample scotch until it doesn't hurt any more!
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Ok, let's see if there is any good news out there...calling dinonz - it was either your bday, or her bday, or something was happening in two weeks and its been at least that amount of time. And I think there was a bed to be shared.

So what happened?
It mostly went to plan, so nothing happened.

We had our couples massage that afternoon, which was less awkward than I expected, and then had a nice dinner out, went to the hotel, wandered around a bit (it's an old historic hotel and we had a floor to ourselves), then we went to the room and chatted a lot. She went for a bath in the big tub with her bath bombs, came out and chatted more but over the night developed a migraine - I think old hotel = musty and mould, and that triggered her. So after chatting all night, we left about 4:30am to head home without even touching the bed.
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WOW man! Sorry to hear, seemed like you guys were going good last I heard you mention her in a thread. Keep your head up!
Everything was great a week and a half ago. It went to shit fast after I helped her paint her house. I don't do well with "victim" types. I'll paint the picture: As good of a woman and as kind of a heart as she has, she is also the type to
A.) STALK ME ON A FUCKING FORUM! (yeah, still not believing that one)
B.) Withhold information that is pertinent to the good of a relationship
C.) If something I did upset her, she would just hang on to it for months but act as if everything is fine, but you can tell it isn't. Then when you ask, according to her everything is great. Kinda like being in trouble as a kid where you parent knows something you've done and you're about to get punished, but they haven't dropped the bomb that they know yet. It's like that.....all the time.

All of these things I can do without. She doesn't own the only vagina.

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Damn man. Sorry to hear. Come to Texas and we'll sample scotch until it doesn't hurt any more!
Dino! When I make it to TX, I am definitely hitting you and Big Marcus up.
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It mostly went to plan, so nothing happened.

We had our couples massage that afternoon, which was less awkward than I expected, and then had a nice dinner out, went to the hotel, wandered around a bit (it's an old historic hotel and we had a floor to ourselves), then we went to the room and chatted a lot. She went for a bath in the big tub with her bath bombs, came out and chatted more but over the night developed a migraine - I think old hotel = musty and mould, and that triggered her. So after chatting all night, we left about 4:30am to head home without even touching the bed.
Expectations met then. Mine anyways.

Do you think maybe you should have tried to join her in the "big" tub...and because you didn't, it wasn't the hotel that gave her a migraine?

I don't know - you need to either go for broke or break it off, feel like you are just constantly in flux right now. And I think she is giving you opportunity, you just don't think of yourself as worthy, because you describe yourself as fat and ugly, which may or may not be true, have no idea. But obviously she sees something in you, so maybe you need to let go of your own ideas about your image and embrace hers.

And you can work on losing weight if it means that much to you...fairly simple math with respect to caloric intake and burn. You might be surprised how easily the first few pounds come off.
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Expectations met then. Mine anyways.

Do you think maybe you should have tried to join her in the "big" tub...and because you didn't, it wasn't the hotel that gave her a migraine?

I don't know - you need to either go for broke or break it off, feel like you are just constantly in flux right now. And I think she is giving you opportunity, you just don't think of yourself as worthy, because you describe yourself as fat and ugly, which may or may not be true, have no idea. But obviously she sees something in you, so maybe you need to let go of your own ideas about your image and embrace hers.

And you can work on losing weight if it means that much to you...fairly simple math with respect to caloric intake and burn. You might be surprised how easily the first few pounds come off.
No - I could tell that joining her in the tub wasn't happening.

I'm working out how to dial it back but it's not as easy as it sounds. She's at my house almost every night, she's coming to see the new car this afternoon, and I said I would help her sort a few big items in her apartment tonight. We're good friends, but friends is all we are.

As for the fat and ugly - am starting on that next week. Will be engaging a nutritionist and personal trainer, as I have to fit into an F4 (Formula 4, not a Phantom aircraft) cockpit in December for a Skip Barber race school. But that's for me not her.
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Tell her to be your cheerleader for Formula 4 and let us know how that goes!

I'm with Joekerr on this one - my first thought was that she got a migraine as an excuse to leave after she realized no moves were going to be made. A girl I was seeing last year was like that; she said she gets migraines daily the first few nights until we started hooking up...
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Tell her to be your cheerleader for Formula 4 and let us know how that goes!

I'm with Joekerr on this one - my first thought was that she got a migraine as an excuse to leave after she realized no moves were going to be made. A girl I was seeing last year was like that; she said she gets migraines daily the first few nights until we started hooking up...
No - she gets them quite often, and even I could smell the musty mouldy air. I went out and got her some medication but it didn't help much.
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No - I could tell that joining her in the tub wasn't happening.
What made you so sure? I would have said bath bombs was actually a signal to join.

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I'm working out how to dial it back but it's not as easy as it sounds. She's at my house almost every night, she's coming to see the new car this afternoon, and I said I would help her sort a few big items in her apartment tonight. We're good friends, but friends is all we are.

As for the fat and ugly - am starting on that next week. Will be engaging a nutritionist and personal trainer, as I have to fit into an F4 (Formula 4, not a Phantom aircraft) cockpit in December for a Skip Barber race school. But that's for me not her.
Good to hear and it should be for you, not her. Wish you all the best there!


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He could tell her that she has a VIP box and he wants access after the race...

If King Rudi is reading this, can you imagine the utter agony he is experiencing, struggling not to drop similar comedian type responses like me? My bet is he's going to fail the struggle.
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What made you so sure? I would have said bath bombs was actually a signal to join.



Good to hear and it should be for you, not her. Wish you all the best there!




He could tell her that she has a VIP box and he wants access after the race...

If King Rudi is reading this, can you imagine the utter agony he is experiencing, struggling not to drop similar comedian type responses like me? My bet is he's going to fail the struggle.
Dino, no offense here as I have much respect for you brother. Joe, I can not imagine. Sometimes I'm amazed at what comes out of my mouth in regards to comments made. Big bath and bath bombs....the first thing that comes to my mind is the bath scene from Coming to America. "The royal penis is clean, your highness."
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