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      12-29-2015, 01:03 PM   #18943
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Wait, yes I do. I have $55 on my SBux account..... this is going to be one hell of night. I havent celebrated NYE since 2013/2014.
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If I'm staying up, you bet your ass I'm keeping you up too. All night.
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      12-29-2015, 01:05 PM   #18945
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Thursday I have to be up at 5am...so after midnight on Friday I will most likely want to go home to crash.
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      12-29-2015, 01:23 PM   #18946
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If I'm staying up, you bet your ass I'm keeping you up too. All night.
After midnight I turn into a pumpkin
Axius is furiously googling 'best ways to have sex with a pumpkin'
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Axius is furiously googling 'best ways to have sex with a pumpkin'
Sex? What! No.
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      12-29-2015, 01:37 PM   #18948
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Why my Bimmette thread has views yet no support. You fuckers
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      12-29-2015, 01:38 PM   #18949
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Lola, Marlene, Kate...I need more names.
The name "Sabrina" is what a ///M6 likes to hear
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      12-29-2015, 01:39 PM   #18950
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Why my Bimmette thread has views yet no support. You fuckers
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      12-29-2015, 01:43 PM   #18951
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Axius is furiously googling 'best ways to have sex with a pumpkin'
Why would I have sex with a pumpkin when Nola is saturated with beautiful light skinned women?
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      12-29-2015, 01:44 PM   #18952
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Why would I have sex with a pumpkin when Nola is saturated with beautiful light skinned women?
New Orleans is commonly referred to as "The Chocolate City"

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      12-29-2015, 01:45 PM   #18953
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New Orleans is commonly referred to as "The Chocolate City"
Wouldn't be the first, wouldn't be the last.
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      12-29-2015, 01:58 PM   #18954
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Axius is furiously googling 'best ways to have sex with a pumpkin'
Sex? What! No.
@Axius - Sara once said....'as long as my shoes are still on, I'm still in the game'

Your mission - should you choose to accept it - is to get those shoes off as quickly as possible
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      12-29-2015, 02:01 PM   #18955
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What if I just pull my dick out? That usually works in itself.
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      12-29-2015, 02:07 PM   #18956
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Whoa whoa whoa. Axius is a friend! Ef arrr eye eeeee en deee
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      12-29-2015, 02:24 PM   #18957
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That's what I tell my female friends, but they keep showing up at the door after work. Fucking clingy.
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@Axius - Sara once said....'as long as my shoes are still on, I'm still in the game'

Your mission - should you choose to accept it - is to get those shoes off as quickly as possible
I like it when the girl is wearing high heels for the erotic game..
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You guys are so weird
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You guys are so weird
Probably because we guys have something like erotic fantasies..
Girls wearing high heels to get the necessary attention and that's about the same thing .
Wearing high heels makes also that the girls ass looks better .
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Probably because we guys have something like erotic fantasies..
Girls wearing high heels to get the necessary attention and that's about the same thing .
Wearing high heels makes also that the girls ass looks better .
still no replacement for squats
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Wearing high heels makes also that the girls ass looks better .
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Probably because we guys have something like erotic fantasies..
Girls wearing high heels to get the necessary attention and that's about the same thing .
Wearing high heels makes also that the girls ass looks better .
still no replacement for squats
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Spot on .
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