Ask a girl anything?

UglyBuzzard · 04-06-2016, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

UnlceWede is the resident uncle, good for coming up with creepy uncle things.

How an Uncle should look

Axius · 04-06-2016, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

How an Uncle should look

That looks like UncleWede..., just with more teeth.

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by US///M3

Shoei is my bro.

Have you ever been to Belgium? I heard the girls there are pretty amazing. I have not met many, but I have seen like 9 Million of them. A former member from Belgium used to post like 100,000 pictures of girls per day. We are pretty sure he was a chronic masturbator, but ... you never really know.

ASBSECU E93 · 04-06-2016, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by US///M3

Most girls on car forums have daddy issues, any truth to that?

You always bring me the Best stuff

shoei · 04-06-2016, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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I think it was shoei that I exchanged a couple of PMs with and those PMs culminated with a short and simple "Daddy issues, eh? You'll fit right in here." from him. Was the perfect intro to OT.

His best insults all come via PM.

To be fair... Jtodd did email me to ask if I was his long lost brother... It got awkward and very Maury povich episode like, but after holding hands and praying at the campfire signing kumbaya, turns out we don't have the same daddy... Can confirm though, daddy issues are present however...

ASBSECU E93 · 04-06-2016, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Now lies?!?! MKSixer YOUR son is at it again.

Can't even hear him coming unless he's in the M6. Either way.....

Not for long....S55 i8 swap anyone....??

Bueller..?
Bueller...?

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

To be fair... Jtodd did email me to ask if I was his long lost brother... It got awkward and very Maury povich episode like, but after holding hands and praying at the campfire signing kumbaya, turns out we don't have the same daddy... Can confirm though, daddy issues are present however...

*cries*

Mr Tonka · 04-06-2016, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

To be fair... Jtodd did email me to ask if I was his long lost brother... It got awkward and very Maury povich episode like, but after holding hands and praying at the campfire signing kumbaya, turns out we don't have the same daddy... Can confirm though, daddy issues are present however...

I think that was a mass PM from him...the one about being long lost brothers. I believe you were the only remaining member in OT who hadn't confirmed receiving one. Until now of course.

shoei · 04-06-2016, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by shoei

To be fair... Jtodd did email me to ask if I was his long lost brother... It got awkward and very Maury povich episode like, but after holding hands and praying at the campfire signing kumbaya, turns out we don't have the same daddy... Can confirm though, daddy issues are present however...

I think that was a mass PM from him...the one about being long lost brothers. I believe you were the only remaining member in OT who hadn't confirmed receiving one. Until now of course.

Fuck... I thought I was special but this whole time it was just a generic - please accept me into your inner coven / type mass email?!!

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think that was a mass PM from him...the one about being long lost brothers. I believe you were the only remaining member in OT who hadn't confirmed receiving one. Until now of course.

Sounds about right. Still possible. I am pretty sure about Verbiage and has asked for genetic testing. Although, given that I am recently promoted to be being 1/3 his father, that would be odd to have him as a brother son.... brother, son!

Hey my brother, you're my brother son, son! Whoa...

Verbiage · 04-06-2016, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think that was a mass PM from him...the one about being long lost brothers. I believe you were the only remaining member in OT who hadn't confirmed receiving one. Until now of course.

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Originally Posted by shoei

Fuck... I thought I was special but this whole time it was just a generic - please accept me into your inner coven / type mass email?!!

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Sounds about right. Still possible. I am pretty sure about Verbiage and has asked for genetic testing. Although, given that I am recently promoted to be being 1/3 his father, that would be odd to have him as a brother son.... brother, son!

Hey my brother, you're my brother son, son! Whoa...

You know, a black child/multiple fathers joke would be perfect for this.

...juuuust waiting for someone to make it.

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

You know, a black child/multiple fathers joke would be perfect for this.

...juuuust waiting for someone to make it.

Instead (as delightful as that would have been), I will post the photo that I SHOULD have found the first time... Can't believe I missed it...

Mr Tonka · 04-06-2016, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Fuck... I thought I was special but this whole time it was just a generic - please accept me into your inner coven / type mass email?!!

Listen dude, we're a flock of warlocks. Not a stupid coven.

With jabs like that you'll never get in!

Verbiage · 04-06-2016, 12:35 PM

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Instead (as delightful as that would have been), I will post the photo that I SHOULD have found the first time... Can't believe I missed it...

In that case, do I need to lose my legs?

It would have been too easy, so I will refrain.

armyav8tor · 04-06-2016, 12:38 PM

WTF? I was wondering where my post went. lol!

shoei · 04-06-2016, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by US///M3

Shoei is my bro.

Have you ever been to Belgium? I heard the girls there are pretty amazing. I have not met many, but I have seen like 9 Million of them. A former member from Belgium used to post like 100,000 pictures of girls per day. We are pretty sure he was a chronic masturbator, but ... you never really know.

I don't think it's belgie... The grammar is far too concise lol... No offense to phil, English isn't a first...

And for the record, I don't have a brother... And if I did, he wouldn't be patrolling to be a sugar daddy...

US///M3 · 04-06-2016, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I don't think it's belgie... The grammar is far too concise lol... No offense to phil, English isn't a first...

And for the record, I don't have a brother... And if I did, he wouldn't be patrolling to be a sugar daddy...

You don't take compliments well.
Bro or not bro, thanks for steering me toward Axius. I owe you one.

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by US///M3

You don't take compliments well.
Bro or not bro, thanks for steering me toward Axius. You're a team player.

Seriously! shoei knew I had my sights on Axius .

Now I mad. I probably didn't have a shot anyway.

shoei · 04-06-2016, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by US///M3

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Originally Posted by shoei

I don't think it's belgie... The grammar is far too concise lol... No offense to phil, English isn't a first...

And for the record, I don't have a brother... And if I did, he wouldn't be patrolling to be a sugar daddy...

You don't take compliments well.
Bro or not bro, thanks for steering me toward Axius. I owe you one.

Don't mention it... Glad I could help...

shoei · 04-06-2016, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by US///M3

You don't take compliments well.
Bro or not bro, thanks for steering me toward Axius. You're a team player.

Seriously! shoei knew I had my sights on Axius .

Now I mad. I probably didn't have a shot anyway.

I... Couldn't tell... You leg hump all the girls so it's confusing... Next time rank them in succession so we know... Sheesh...

Verbiage · 04-06-2016, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I... Couldn't tell... You leg hump all the girls so it's confusing... Next time rank them in succession so we know... Sheesh...

1. Biorin
2. Biorin
3. Biorin

Wait this question wasn't for me, carry on.

Mywifes335 · 04-06-2016, 01:25 PM

Does anyone know what Biorin really looks like?

And it's already been established that she is only she on BP.

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