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      02-17-2016, 04:33 PM   #5633
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Those I have the most experience with have preferred pressure on their right side during intercourse.

Preference?
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Those I have the most experience with have preferred pressure on their right side during intercourse.

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Is that elbow on the neck pressure or?
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      02-17-2016, 05:10 PM   #5636
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Is that elbow on the neck pressure or?
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      02-17-2016, 05:20 PM   #5637
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      02-17-2016, 07:55 PM   #5638
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Those I have the most experience with have preferred pressure on their right side during intercourse.

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Please clarify.
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      02-17-2016, 07:58 PM   #5639
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Probably the waist/hip area while they're on their stomachs with their right leg up/forward and their left leg out. Provides maximum g stimulation while simultaneous arousal due to my vice-like grip. Works every single fucking time.


EDIT: Sometimes the vagina gets so wet that if I slide out during stroking in this position, I re-enter her through the anus accidentally. This also amplifies stimulatory elements as the lubrication has already been formed after she came the first 7 times.
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      02-17-2016, 11:32 PM   #5640
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Please clarify.
Preference for side of vagina to concentrate stimulation/friction with penis
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      02-17-2016, 11:48 PM   #5641
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Preference for side of vagina to concentrate stimulation/friction with penis
Oh, interesting. I had never realized it, but thinking about it, the right side may indeed be a preference. I feel as if I've gained some knowledge today. Thank you. Apparently, most women are also either "left-clitted" or "right-clitted," but rarely both.
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      02-17-2016, 11:50 PM   #5642
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Oh, interesting. I had never realized it, but thinking about it, the right side may indeed be a preference. I feel as if I've gained some knowledge today. Thank you. Apparently, most women are also either "left-clitted" or "right-clitted," but rarely both.
Funny, if I deviated from the center I get the nudge back to the middle.
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Probably the waist/hip area while they're on their stomachs with their right leg up/forward and their left leg out. Provides maximum g stimulation while simultaneous arousal due to my vice-like grip. Works every single fucking time.


EDIT: Sometimes the vagina gets so wet that if I slide out during stroking in this position, I re-enter her through the anus accidentally. This also amplifies stimulatory elements as the lubrication has already been formed after she came the first 7 times.
Yes, exceptionally thin dicks can slide into even the smallest holes quite easily.
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Yes, exceptionally thin dicks can slide into even the smallest holes quite easily.
What the hell am I reading?!

Is everyone drunk or what
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This also amplifies stimulatory elements as the lubrication has already been formed after she came the first 7 times.
What the fuck did I just read
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What the fuck did I just read
They are all drunk. We should slowly back out, using the rear exit.
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EDIT: Sometimes the vagina gets so wet that if I slide out during stroking in this position, I re-enter her through the anus accidentally. This also amplifies stimulatory elements as the lubrication has already been formed after she came the first 7 times.
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Probably the waist/hip area while they're on their stomachs with their right leg up/forward and their left leg out. Provides maximum g stimulation while simultaneous arousal due to my vice-like grip. Works every single fucking time.


EDIT: Sometimes the vagina gets so wet that if I slide out during stroking in this position, I re-enter her through the anus accidentally. This also amplifies stimulatory elements as the lubrication has already been formed after she came the first 7 times.
Depends on the girl. Some just come lots of times until your done
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Depends on the girl. Some just come lots of times until your done
What can I say? It's not my fault I actually know what I'm doing. Women aren't difficult to figure out.
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      02-18-2016, 06:23 AM   #5651
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What can I say? It's not my fault I actually know what I'm doing. Women aren't difficult to figure out.
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Sometimes the vagina gets so wet that if I slide out during stroking in this position, I re-enter her through the anus accidentally.
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      02-18-2016, 06:25 AM   #5652
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Accidentally should be in quotes. I tell my wife I was "accidentally" trying to get in there too.
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Ah yes, nothing says "I know what I am doing" like:


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Sometimes the stroke game is just that fierce. Amen.
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