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      10-12-2016, 08:07 AM   #507
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Hey now, don't be so hard on the Finnish people (can't believe I'm saying this) - you also developed the Hakkapellita winter tire which rocks. That's another checkmark for Finland as far as I'm concerned.

And Lups - even you are valuable - don't ever forget that. Your organs would fetch a good price on the market. Even us insignificant people have that going for us.
Just for your mathematics, I am pretty sure the liver is shot. The brain may or may not be "second quality" - a highly capably model, but possibly slightly defective. The rest though... nice!
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It is safe to say I've ruined the image. This is why Swedish chicks don't use internet.
Suomi's> Swedish girl's but shhhhh.
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      10-12-2016, 08:11 AM   #509
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Suomi's> Swedish girl's but shhhhh.
Suomi's To each his own, I guess.

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And Lups - even you are valuable - don't ever forget that. Your organs would fetch a good price on the market. Even us insignificant people have that going for us.
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Just for your mathematics, I am pretty sure the liver is shot. The brain may or may not be "second quality" - a highly capably model, but possibly slightly defective. The rest though... nice!
I heartily agree with your assessment - that's why I used the broad term "organs". I was thinking the value would be based mostly off her heart, which, while it bleeds considerably, is quite large and would likely fetch a handsome price.
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Hey now, don't be so hard on the Finnish people (can't believe I'm saying this) - you also developed the Hakkapellita winter tire which rocks. That's another checkmark for Finland as far as I'm concerned.

And Lups - even you are valuable - don't ever forget that. Your organs would fetch a good price on the market. Even us insignificant people have that going for us.
Those are good tyres, and I like the stock too.

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and the handle color makes them impossible to lose! I demand two points for this!

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Just for your mathematics, I am pretty sure the liver is shot. The brain may or may not be "second quality" - a highly capably model, but possibly slightly defective. The rest though... nice!
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Suomi's> Swedish girl's but shhhhh.
Can't comment, I seldom do chicks.
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I heartily agree with your assessment - that's why I used the broad term "organs". I was thinking the value would be based mostly off her heart, which, while it bleeds considerably, is quite large and would likely fetch a handsome price.
Hey! Watch it! My brain will be studied as a waste material after I die!

For the last part of the post, you get one insult without a date demands. And maybe I'll think of some other foods than cale to threaten you with.

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For the last part of the post, you get one insult without a date demands. And maybe I'll think of some other foods than cale to threaten you with.

I'm having trouble translating this in my head, but what I'm taking away from this is that you are saying I get an opportunity to hurl one insult at you free of charge (ie. free from you demanding a date).

That's what I'm going with anyways.
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Did someone say Linux?
and DOS.

Man, the things I did to an autoexec.bat file to mess with old farts, in the day. After making those modem sounds and downloading pictures for minutes. An M motor has NOTHING on the advances 14.4 made over 9600.
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Man, the things I did to an autoexec.bat file to mess with old farts, in the day. After making those modem sounds and downloading pictures for minutes. An M motor has NOTHING on the advances 14.4 made over 9600.
Ah the good old days of modems...

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This reminds me to the follwing advice: Women dont like if your put your dong outta her and make the unplug sound when a device is disconnected
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This reminds me to the follwing advice: Women dont like if your put your dong outta her and make the unplug sound when a device is disconnected
I just do this when I extract:
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This reminds me to the follwing advice: Women dont like if your put your dong outta her and make the unplug sound when a device is disconnected
My heart thanks you for the 30 seconds of guttural laughter
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I grew up two countries away from Finland and I know nothing about Finnish people except that they have super long words with a million consonants. Are there any hot famous Finnish women?
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Oh god... That's from our bedroom!
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This reminds me to the follwing advice: Women dont like if your put your dong outta her and make the unplug sound when a device is disconnected
Yeah, I remember killing a guy after I heard that one.
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I grew up two countries away from Finland and I know nothing about Finnish people except that they have super long words with a million consonants. Are there any hot famous Finnish women?
Dear god no! Nothing to see here.
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I noticed ...Bigger lips = Bigger vacuum .

That's why I think when I see black chicks with big lips...The vacuum must be awesome !

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You don't know Anna ?
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I googled "hot famous Finnish women" and didn't find much, so maybe you're right!
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