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      05-26-2016, 12:32 PM   #29415
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Okay serious question: is there a historical symbolism for ejaculating on someone's face?


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      05-26-2016, 12:39 PM   #29418
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Okay serious question: is there a historical symbolism for ejaculating on someone's face?


EDIT: I chose not to google this.
Banned. Wrong thread. Ask a girl anything.

crap. gotta ban myself, as well.
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      05-26-2016, 12:42 PM   #29419
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I'm gonna woo her with some cooking.
Top tip. Pick up a salad from Wendy's and you're golden.
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...with a side of Ketchup Chips perhaps?!?!
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      05-26-2016, 12:43 PM   #29420
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...with a side of Ketchup Chips perhaps?!?!
Fail. I'm trying to lose weight. But good effort
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      05-26-2016, 12:44 PM   #29421
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Dude! I need one! Unfortunately, I don't know enough about the different models. All I know is, I want an S14/15 with an SR20DET. Lol
Going from Stance4Lyfe to FastNFurious?

I gotta get my Integra back.
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      05-26-2016, 12:48 PM   #29422
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We should start a band.
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      05-26-2016, 12:49 PM   #29423
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Well! That's really cool, I hope she enjoys it! She seems to really enjoy the cars, too. She must get hit on a lot. Lol.
Uhhh.... yeah. I am sure this won't help. Hell, I get random sausage attacks when I go anywhere. She has told me several stories about guys that wanted to talk about the car. I should make her drive the F87. The guys who drool over that would most likely be gay... wait wut?
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Uhhh.... yeah. I am sure this won't help. Hell, I get random sausage attacks when I go anywhere. She has told me several stories about guys that wanted to talk about the car. I should make her drive the F87. The guys who drool over that would most likely be gay... wait wut?
Aw man!
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Going from Stance4Lyfe to FastNFurious?

I gotta get my Integra back.
Haha nah, just something to putt around in over the summer.









Or am I actually about that #driftlyfe
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      05-26-2016, 12:52 PM   #29426
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We should start a band.
Like jtodd_fl ?
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Uhhh.... yeah. I am sure this won't help. Hell, I get random sausage attacks when I go anywhere. She has told me several stories about guys that wanted to talk about the car. I should make her drive the F87. The guys who drool over that would most likely be gay... wait wut?
Soooo...I'm gay?
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      05-26-2016, 12:53 PM   #29428
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Haha nah, just something to putt around in over the summer.









Or am I actually about that #driftlyfe
Wait, where do you live? Cuz you might get mistaken for THE Mexican.
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Or am I actually about that #driftlyfe
Vooooom pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-paaa... brawwp.. BRRRAAA-BRAAAHH-BRAAAH-BRAHHH-BRAAAAAAAAAAH.. BRRRUUUUUUUUIDSFHHFSIUDHFSIDFOSIHFD!!!!!!!!

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Like jtodd_fl ?
He is a band?
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      05-26-2016, 12:55 PM   #29430
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Vooooom pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-paaa... brawwp.. BRRRAAA-BRAAAHH-BRAAAH-BRAHHH-BRAAAAAAAAAAH.. BRRRUUUUUUUUIDSFHHFSIUDHFSIDFOSIHFD!!!!!!!!



He is a band?
He's the self-proclaimed bandmaster. He "came in (band camp) a child and came out a man."
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Soooo...I'm gay
FTFY

Is it misquoting in the sig if I just leave off ONE punctuation mark?
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Wait, where do you live? Cuz you might get mistaken for THE Mexican.
I actually had someone ask if I was mexican. I'm like, I'm middle eastern how TF do I look mexican.
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Accurate representation of what the E46 sounds like.
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He's the self-proclaimed bandmaster. He "came in (band camp) a child and came out a man."
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I actually had someone ask if I was mexican. I'm like, I'm middle eastern how TF do I look mexican.
MURRICA MAN!!!! WELCOME TU MURCAI! !
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Accurate representation of what the E46 sounds like.
Dammit I was tryna be an S14.
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FTFY

Is it misquoting in the sig if I just leave off ONE punctuation mark?
Yes grammer, master. U shuld no better then that.
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