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      03-09-2020, 02:13 PM   #5787
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I'll catch you up on mine:
- I confessed my attraction to girls who you know are trouble (think back to the black tar heroin/gambling your soul quote from a few months back)

- I had a date with a girl that went well, potentially not seeing her until after break though because I'm busy

- The dangerous girl I've been hanging with is a super fun time but for the sake of my own health I can't make moves and had to draw boundaries saying we're only friends and that she isn't my type (big lie, she's 5ft short, in shape and really, really hot)

And I have three midterms this week and a few presentations, had to cancel my plans for spring break because my dad really does not want me travelling anywhere so it's high stress, high pace as usual with the addition of a super nice cutie
No one is too busy to make some time for people & things they truly want to.
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      03-09-2020, 02:26 PM   #5788
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Last night, my account was "moderated" on Bumble. Bitch reported me, after calling me a "bitch", for telling her to "go fuck" herself. I reported her too, though.

I asked what she does for a living & she kept giving bs shady answers. She must be unemployed or something
She a ho.
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      03-09-2020, 03:33 PM   #5789
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283 pages.....damn, I have some catch up reading to do.
I'll do the same thing.

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I'll catch you up on mine:
- I confessed my attraction to girls who you know are trouble (think back to the black tar heroin/gambling your soul quote from a few months back)

- I had a date with a girl that went well, potentially not seeing her until after break though because I'm busy

- The dangerous girl I've been hanging with is a super fun time but for the sake of my own health I can't make moves and had to draw boundaries saying we're only friends and that she isn't my type (big lie, she's 5ft short, in shape and really, really hot)

And I have three midterms this week and a few presentations, had to cancel my plans for spring break because my dad really does not want me travelling anywhere so it's high stress, high pace as usual with the addition of a super nice cutie
I was dating a Witch and Demonologist...almost lost my immortal soul. Other than that, it's been pretty boring.

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      03-09-2020, 03:49 PM   #5790
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Normally I just lurk for amusement, but last night I had an experience funny enough to share..

Last night my friends invited me over to hang out, and we are sitting around having some drinks and chatting about the dating apps, as their roommate has recently been dabbling. While joking that I never look at Tinder much, I pull out my phone and open the app, and there she is on the screen. Of course I laugh, they grab my phone and swipe right, and it was a match... the rest of the night was fun
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      03-10-2020, 03:34 AM   #5791
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I would this call a case of having instant fun
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      03-10-2020, 06:34 AM   #5792
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      03-10-2020, 07:06 AM   #5793
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She a ho.
I believe the new job title is instagram "model".
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I believe the new job title is instagram "model".
By the sounds of what you guys are describing about misleading photos, you've left out the words "plus size" before model.
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      03-10-2020, 08:36 AM   #5795
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By the sounds of what you guys are describing about misleading photos, you've left out the words "plus size" before model.


Notable mentions on a few profiles I've seen lately:

"Swipe left if you can't handle big girls" (no I just prefer someone who doesn't eat marshmallows for breakfast)

"I have a kid, if you aren't man enough to handle that swipe left" (no, I just prefer people who make better decisions when they are 20 and unemployed)

"If you are under 6'2 swipe left" (okay well you are clearly over 250lbs anyway)

"I date multiple guys at once, so you better be able to handle that" (wtf )

The arrogance is strong on these sites.
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      03-10-2020, 09:57 AM   #5796
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The girl I met last week has been saying that her "boyfriend" says he is 5'11 but she thinks he is 5'8, this girl is 5'1 on a sunny day at easily less than half of my weight


I'm not one to make fun of stuff people can't change but the insecurity is hilarious
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      03-10-2020, 10:11 AM   #5797
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I believe the new job title is instagram "model".
That bitch would be on UE if that was her "job"
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Notable mentions on a few profiles I've seen lately:

"Swipe left if you can't handle big girls" (no I just prefer someone who doesn't eat marshmallows for breakfast)

"I have a kid, if you aren't man enough to handle that swipe left" (no, I just prefer people who make better decisions when they are 20 and unemployed)

"If you are under 6'2 swipe left" (okay well you are clearly over 250lbs anyway)

"I date multiple guys at once, so you better be able to handle that" (wtf )

The arrogance is strong on these sites.
I remember the one girl I dated that was so much taller than me. She had a profile similar about height because she told me she wanted to date someone at least as tall as she was. Now this was in person as I never had an online profile.

I asked her what made her make an exception for me. She said seeing me in a tank top at a company outing (baseball game/cookout) made her reconsider....LOL.

I never had intentions during that time of ever being serious with anyone, just looking for fun.

She was fun alright, but also crazy jealous and smothering. Tried to move way too fast, so I ended it. Told her I felt uncomfortable with her being taller than me.
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      03-11-2020, 03:32 AM   #5799
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I had this 8.5 partly during my Air Force time, we where both equal tall and man, she got legs which brought me onto my knees. When she got high heels or pumps on, she was slightly taller than I, but this never bothered me. When she got her miniskirt on I was almost walking a few steps behind her, just to enjoy this absolute perfect picture.
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Have to love those legs... I am 6'4" so its hard to find girls that are close to my height, but there was one....
She was 6'2" with a 42" inseam, legs for days. Her friend had been telling me about her for what seems like years, and finally managed to bring her down to town when my roommate was having a birthday party. She was rather flaky, but I had a fun time when she was around a for a few months.
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I would this call a case of having instant fun
Oh yes, and more to come!
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Have to love those legs... I am 6'4" so its hard to find girls that are close to my height, but there was one....
She was 6'2" with a 42" inseam, legs for days. Her friend had been telling me about her for what seems like years, and finally managed to bring her down to town when my roommate was having a birthday party. She was rather flaky, but I had a fun time when she was around a for a few months.
Her legs were so long they made an ass of themselves.
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Markets taking a beating man. Don't even check your accounts.
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While the virus shut down our school effective Friday, I'm still meeting up with someone

If I catch corona trying to get laid please don't tell my mom
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If I catch corona trying to get laid please don't tell my mom
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This happened long before smartphones with cams, if I had taken this by a normal camera some ppl may had me considered as kinda weirdo or something
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If any of you are going out on dates this weekend, good luck and be safe.

Also... Please wear a mask while you are destroying her guts. Safety first boys.
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