Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by VisualEcho

I've only read a few pages, but I must have missed the best dating site for married guys that don't want to get caught. Can anyone direct me to it?

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Ahh that sounds like a better way of doing it. The recipe i found was to bake them first, then coat them with the sauce and bake some more. It wasn't horrible but would not do it again.
That's what I was thinking, the baking method could have a saving grace if I use fresh sauce and some fresh mozz, and the foil on top should make it good to go.



how do you get laid through linkedin? I have roughly 1200 connections and not one has hit me up with the "what youre doing sounds very interesting id love to hear about it over coffee"

I have some VERY hot Ukranian women from software companies on my linked in. They all use the same ploy - they connect to you, and then see if you want to outsource any programming, and then pass you off to their boss "Boris" for the rest

[F30lolz]

[/QUOTE]they connect to you, and then see if you want to outsource any programming, and then pass you off to their boss "Boris" for the rest [/QUOTE]

Boris Grishenko? So after all he was invincible.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Ahh that sounds like a better way of doing it. The recipe i found was to bake them first, then coat them with the sauce and bake some more. It wasn't horrible but would not do it again.
That's what I was thinking, the baking method could have a saving grace if I use fresh sauce and some fresh mozz, and the foil on top should make it good to go.



how do you get laid through linkedin? I have roughly 1200 connections and not one has hit me up with the "what youre doing sounds very interesting id love to hear about it over coffee"

Just private messages out of the blue. Odd...I only have one pic on there and it's not a really flattering one as I just tossed it up there when I made the account.

Most were women coming through the area on the way for meetings and asked if I wanted to meet for drinks. I would tell them I didn't drink, but could show them around....as long as they weren't married.

That's one code I never broke when single! I have been called a lot of things...but "home-wrecker" hasn't been one of them. But come to think of it...most of my connections are in the same line of work...so I have undoubtedly met or seen them at trade shows before. Maybe that's it.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

Just private messages out of the blue. Odd...I only have one pic on there and it's not a really flattering one as I just tossed it up there when I made the account.

Most were women coming through the area on the way for meetings and asked if I wanted to meet for drinks. I would tell them I didn't drink, but could show them around....as long as they weren't married.

That's one code I never broke when single! I have been called a lot of things...but "home-wrecker" hasn't been one of them. But come to think of it...most of my connections are in the same line of work...so I have undoubtedly met or seen them at trade shows before. Maybe that's it.

Lucky. I work in IT, and it seems that when I go to conferences I'm the only one who doesn't fit the stereotype. Of the 50 younger women employed by my company, I would say that only about 5 of them aren't gross overweight sociopaths. 4 of them are married.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Lucky. I work in IT, and it seems that when I go to conferences I'm the only one who doesn't fit the stereotype. Of the 50 younger women employed by my company, I would say that only about 5 of them aren't gross overweight sociopaths. 4 of them are married.

I'm in automation and chemicals...or chemicals and automation depending on how you look at it.

On the Automation side, I faced the same situation as you. On the chemical side, it's a completely different story as most all the salespeople for those products and associated products are pretty hot.

But you have to have some angle to get your foot in the door I suppose...and these women in sales really know how to take advantage of it.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Boris Grishenko? So after all he was invincible.

Not sure. They all look the same to me.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

I'm in automation and chemicals...or chemicals and automation depending on how you look at it.

On the Automation side, I faced the same situation as you. On the chemical side, it's a completely different story as most all the salespeople for those products and associated products are pretty hot.

But you have to have some angle to get your foot in the door I suppose...and these women in sales really know how to take advantage of it.

I had a next door neighbor about 20 years ago who was smokin' hot - I'm talking Victoria's Secret here - and was a pharmaceutical sales rep. Smart AF, too. In her late 20's she had bought a house worth around $1M, all on her own. I bet that her pitching her "wares" to old crusty doctors with frumpy wives must have been quite a sight to behold. She could have sold them cat turds for $100 apiece, I'll bet.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I had a next door neighbor about 20 years ago who was smokin' hot - I'm talking Victoria's Secret here - and was a pharmaceutical sales rep. Smart AF, too. In her late 20's she had bought a house worth around $1M, all on her own. I bet that her pitching her "wares" to old crusty doctors with frumpy wives must have been quite a sight to behold. She could have sold them cat turds for $100 apiece, I'll bet.

What really sucks is that we have a new rep here who first day picked up on how much fitness plays a part in my life. She's a whiner though that doesn't want to put effort into anything. She asked me one day about a workout program at home because she didn't feel like going to a gym. I told her to get some cheap dumbbells and I would set her something up with a diet....until later I heard that she was complaining about the weight of her laptop and having to carry it home.

I told her she could use her laptop as a weight...especially since her desk was littered with junk food.

Kicker is she got me in some major shit when she texted me this weekend out of the blue on my work-phone. My wife told me my phone went off. I was getting out of the shower and told her to have a look as it may be work. It happened to be this girl and my wife went off (Natural Redhead). I had to set her straight this morning.

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Let's not forget that a big girl does have some benefits. Lots of places to hide stuff. Warmth in the winter. And in the summer...shade!

& most of them give great head

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Lucky. I work in IT, and it seems that when I go to conferences I'm the only one who doesn't fit the stereotype. Of the 50 younger women employed by my company, I would say that only about 5 of them aren't gross overweight sociopaths. 4 of them are married.

I do whatever I can to not socialize at work I'm here for this shit check till I find a new job, not deal with office drama or get laid. Although, a couple girls here are pretty attractive

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

Just private messages out of the blue. Odd...I only have one pic on there and it's not a really flattering one as I just tossed it up there when I made the account.

Most were women coming through the area on the way for meetings and asked if I wanted to meet for drinks. I would tell them I didn't drink, but could show them around....as long as they weren't married.

That's one code I never broke when single! I have been called a lot of things...but "home-wrecker" hasn't been one of them. But come to think of it...most of my connections are in the same line of work...so I have undoubtedly met or seen them at trade shows before. Maybe that's it.

You have to be one handsome man then. Stop lying

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by VisualEcho

That's rough bro. But I guess if it has to be done, it has to be done.

What exactly is rough about being hit on? Nothing. No one is attracted to everyone, but that doesn't mean you have to be rude to someone.

If people were nice to their fellow man, the world would be a much better place.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

Kicker is she got me in some major shit when she texted me this weekend out of the blue on my work-phone. My wife told me my phone went off. I was getting out of the shower and told her to have a look as it may be work. It happened to be this girl and my wife went off (Natural Redhead). I had to set her straight this morning.

That sucks, man. Workplace relations of any sort between members of the opposite sex are a minefield. I learned years ago to keep my distance, and keep everything focused on work and leave the personal stuff for off-hours and non-work people. A few clients are women and have my cell number, but I just ignore any texts or email that are even remotely close to "out-of-bounds" on the rare occasion when it happens. Everyone's been really professional, thankfully. They're IT people, so they're not flaky or impulsive. I'm careful not to give them any impression that I'm interested in anything but a business relationship.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

What really sucks is that we have a new rep here who first day picked up on how much fitness plays a part in my life. She's a whiner though that doesn't want to put effort into anything. She asked me one day about a workout program at home because she didn't feel like going to a gym. I told her to get some cheap dumbbells and I would set her something up with a diet....until later I heard that she was complaining about the weight of her laptop and having to carry it home.

I told her she could use her laptop as a weight...especially since her desk was littered with junk food.

Kicker is she got me in some major shit when she texted me this weekend out of the blue on my work-phone. My wife told me my phone went off. I was getting out of the shower and told her to have a look as it may be work. It happened to be this girl and my wife went off (Natural Redhead). I had to set her straight this morning.

was she asking for exercise routine or set of hands lol

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I had a next door neighbor about 20 years ago who was smokin' hot - I'm talking Victoria's Secret here - and was a pharmaceutical sales rep. Smart AF, too. In her late 20's she had bought a house worth around $1M, all on her own. I bet that her pitching her "wares" to old crusty doctors with frumpy wives must have been quite a sight to behold. She could have sold them cat turds for $100 apiece, I'll bet.

I began in the field about 22 years ago as a field rep and this was completely the norm. In our average meeting you could close your eyes, throw a stick, and it would bounce off the heads of 5 Ms. America contestants before it hit the floor. We were in a meeting in Chicago when I worked for one of the largest ones in the world which included me and about 10,000 of my best friends. When we left the conference center is looked as if someone stepped on an ant pile.

As we were walking out and elderly couple walking in front of us said, "I don't know what's going on here but these are some of the most attractive people I've ever seen outside of a movie or TV show...it's very strange." When I worked for that same company, one of my best friends in training and we are still good friends today, was accepted to be on The Batchelor and was even given the archetype as, "The Bitch", but the company would not allow her the leave time to do the show.

These women are hot, hungry and will cut your balls off if you fuq with their bonuses or their jobs. No questions asked or quarter given. Truly valkyries. And a fair amount are sociopaths or have sociopathic tendencies. As you'd expect with sales people.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

You have to be one handsome man then. Stop lying

Alas....age is starting to catch up to me. Well my hair anyways. I'm 45 and starting to get that little sprinkle of silver hair coming in at random places on my head. If my "dome" were scar-less and had that perfect shape like Now_Rudi I would just go bald!


I like to think my physique could hold it's own against most anyone still though.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

was she asking for exercise routine or set of hands lol

She's an odd one. Found out through a co-worker that she still lives at home with her mom....and anything she orders online comes through the plant as her mom apparently complains about any money she spends.

I kind of felt bad for her, but I told her that my work phone was for work issues only...and that no one here had my private number for a reason!

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

That sucks, man. Workplace relations of any sort between members of the opposite sex are a minefield. I learned years ago to keep my distance, and keep everything focused on work and leave the personal stuff for off-hours and non-work people. A few clients are women and have my cell number, but I just ignore any texts or email that are even remotely close to "out-of-bounds" on the rare occasion when it happens. Everyone's been really professional, thankfully. They're IT people, so they're not flaky or impulsive. I'm careful not to give them any impression that I'm interested in anything but a business relationship.

Same here. Years ago when single, I went out with a girl that worked at our plant. She had moved down here and I won't lie...appearance and body-wise she was smoking.

I took her out on a dare as the guys at work didn't think I would get a shot at it. Problem was once it started, I couldn't get rid of her. I actually changed jobs because of her.

I learned my lesson the hard way!

[terryna]

I love this thread

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I began in the field about 22 years ago as a field rep and this was completely the norm. In our average meeting you could close your eyes, throw a stick, and it would bounce off the heads of 5 Ms. America contestants before it hit the floor. We were in a meeting in Chicago when I worked for one of the largest ones in the world which included me and about 10,000 of my best friends. When we left the conference center is looked as if someone stepped on an ant pile.

As we were walking out and elderly couple walking in front of us said, "I don't know what's going on here but these are some of the most attractive people I've ever seen outside of a movie or TV show...it's very strange." When I worked for that same company, one of my best friends in training and we are still good friends today, was accepted to be on The Batchelor and was even given the archetype as, "The Bitch", but the company would not allow her the leave time to do the show.

These women are hot, hungry and will cut your balls off if you fuq with their bonuses or their jobs. No questions asked or quarter given. Truly valkyries. And a fair amount are sociopaths or have sociopathic tendencies. As you'd expect with sales people.

This neighbor had the huge ego typical of someone in such a position. I came home one day to find that a new tree had been planted near where our properties adjoined. It was an expensive tree, by its size alone, and really nice-looking. I discretely checked later when she was away, and it was definitely on my side of the property line, by about 2 feet. I said nothing about it for several months.

Then one day, I feigned sheepishness and walked across the lawn to talk to her. "I feel so bad for never having thanked you for the tree. It's beautiful, and you're so generous to plant it in my yard. I just pulled a couple of briskets out of the smoker. Can I offer you some?" She insisted that the tree was on her side of the property line and strained to keep cool, but you could see the steam coming out of her ears. She didn't want any brisket, thanks.

I came home a few days later to see fresh surveying stakes with various colored ribbons, up and down the line between our lots. The tree was on my side, the surveyors had no doubt informed her. Hopefully they got to keep their balls. She went out and pulled up all the stakes, fuming. The next week, a fresh set of stakes appeared which revealed the same result.

We lived next door for another year and a half or so, and she wouldn't even make eye contact with me the whole rest of the time. She was a real piece of work, that one.

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

Alas....age is starting to catch up to me. Well my hair anyways. I'm 45 and starting to get that little sprinkle of silver hair coming in at random places on my head. If my "dome" were scar-less and had that perfect shape like Now_Rudi I would just go bald!


I like to think my physique could hold it's own against most anyone still though.

STARTING? lol kids these days! I'm 38 & most of my hair has been gray for a while. All good as I look good gray. I definitely cannot shave mine either.

I'm still built about the same as I was in HS