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A woman walks into a jewelry store, she walks up to the jewelery counter and she sees a really sparking bracelet.
As she bends over to take a closer look, she farted.
She gets up, she looks to her left and to her right.
The jeweler is there with his white gloves on, looking all cool and he says. Is there anything I can help you with today, ma'am?
And she goes, oh yeah, the bracelet, how much is the bracelet?
The jeweler says: if you farted just by looking at it, you're going to crap yourself when know the price.
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