A flight is on it's way to Paris when a blonde in economic gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
The flight attendant sees that the blonde only paid for economic class and says:
You will have to sit in the back.
The blonde says: I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Paris, and I'm staying right here!
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot.
There's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in economic and won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot doesn't like this so he goes up to the blonde and says:
Miss, you only paid for economic, and you'll have to move back to your seat.
The blonde says: I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Paris, and I'm staying right here.
The co-pilot goes back to the cockpit and says to the pilot:
We should probably have the police waiting to arrest this blonde woman.
The pilot says: You say she is blonde? I'm married to a blonde, I speak blonde.
The pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and the blonde gets up without any fuss and moves.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask:
What did you do to make her move without any fuss?
The pilot says: I told her first class isn't going to Paris.
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