Little boy at the zoo with mum asks what that dangly thing on the elephant is
It's the trunk
No, further back
The tail.
No, not that - in the middle, underneath
Mum (very pink now) It's nothing!
A few weeks later he's back with his dad this time.
Dad, what's that dangly thing on the elephant?
The trunk
No, further back
The tail
No, not that, the thing underneath in the middle - when I came with Mum she said it was nothing
Aah - your mother's been spoilt, son
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