I saw a sign once when I was much more into mountain biking that said:
"I would rather be in the woods riding my bike thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about mounting biking."
You could change it to be:
I would rather be driving lost in rural America, than sitting in church thinking about driving.
Then again, being a non-practicing Catholic 52 year old...I would rather do just about anything than go to church, any church.
Steve
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