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Originally Posted by wrickem
I'm printing that out and I'll put it up myself after what just happened!
I was taking a leak in our very posh work bathroom, with very nice sinks and good smelling (sweet almond) soap. A miserable coworker took the smelliest and loudest dump and walked out without washing his hands. He's the kind guy that would just say F&#k you and walk away if you called him out, he's older than dirt and hopefully retiring soon.
The only way I figure that anybody can get their poop to smell that bad is is to live on a diet consuming actual dog shit. 
I was trapped in there until somebody else came in since I didn't want to touch the door lever, and being green we don't have paper towels. 
That sign is going up today! |
If one of my coworkers is witnessed pooping without washing, there will be a post on our group Slack channels about it....biohazard warning!