Matt, sorry for the late pic mate, but as talked about before, this is the Euro version e85/86 of your oddments button/switch thingy.
And original oddments tray
Interestingly enough, when selecting bmw assist, it says "service not subscribed" lol, and I'd say that's because here in Dubai, bmw does not offer this service to any BMW, old or new.
Salty, on your switch mate, what's the diff between the left and right button? So you have SOS and the one with the spanner? Breakdown service and? Emergency?