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Originally Posted by Maynard
I saw Jesus (or perhaps Elvis?) holding a microphone. Seems like identifying this deserves its own thread.
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I am reminded of this joke -
A woman got a tattoo of Elvis Presley on her inner thigh, but she didn’t think it looked like Elvis at all. She complained to the artist who reluctantly agreed to try to redo the tattoo in the same spot on the other leg, which the woman agreed to.
After the artist was done, the woman realized the new tattoo was even worse than original one!
Defeated, the woman returned home to her boyfriend. She removed her pants and asked her boyfriend who her new tattoos looked like, looking for some confirmation.
After some contemplation and looking from thigh to thigh, the boyfriend said, “I don’t know about the left and right, but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson”