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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi
Last resort nothing! This should have been the first words out of his mouth, aside from the "didn't want to tell her."
Joe, you should have told her that you had been planning to dress up in these panties for her for a special night of "Panty Joe." When she expresses her discontent with this idea, that's when you act disappointed that you were going to put Panty Joe out there and now your feelings are hurt. Now she will begin to process all of this, then realize this was really big move for you to make and guilt will set in. She will then nurture you and try her damnedest to make you feel better about it. This, of course, may result in you actually adorning said panty and putting on a show. No one said saving a marriage is easy buddy. Take one for the team.......then share Panty Joe with the rest of the class.
So here is my take: The house keeper, for whatever reason, needed to wash her drawers while she was at your house. It could be for a number of reasons. We're all adults here, shit happens....literally....amongst other things. I'll be honest, if I were a house keeper and needed to clean my shorts, I wouldn't think twice about tossing them in with my clients laundry while they are out of the home. What does puzzle me, is that how it slipped her mind to not put them back on, especially when she folded her own panties and then placed them in your laundry. There is only one explanation to this. The gorilla that escaped the zoo......yes, the very same gorilla from Water Boy that punched Bobby Boucher in the eye, is still on the loose. (No mamma, the soich continues"  ) I deduct that the very same gorilla broke into your home while the house keeper was doing her job. It literally scared the shit out of her, thus the wash. The gorilla then hid inside your home, fell asleep and then was startled when she stumbled across him. He was startled to a degree that he went ape-shit (  ) and beat her about the head and shoulders and delivered her a flury of blows to the midsection. At this point she has now fallen to 1980's sitcom style amnesia, forgets and simply doesn't recognize her own panties. See.....just all one big misunderstanding......huh.....Panty Joe?
Now let's move on to option 2. Just how honest is your wife? I know people that do some crazy stuff, then when trace evidence is left behind; they are all too quick to try and place blame elsewhere. Perhaps your wife's "friend" left her knickers at your domicile and this was your wife's sneaky way of putting you in the hot seat as to avoid you questioning her. |
Panty Joe might actually be hilarious. And very discomforting for my wife who had an uncle go that way.
My wife is very honest though...I don't see scenario 2 being likely at all. She has no free time anyhow as she works outside the home so I have no idea how she could even pull it off if it were even a remote possibility. I know she wouldn't do that though.
But I like the way your mind works!