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Dang3r · 10-14-2017, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Nope - I just got a vasectomy done today. Probably other people were superstitious, that's why there was space for me to squeeze in!

All good with me!

Nice date to catch a fail and the doctor cuts too much

Joekerr · 10-14-2017, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Nice date to catch a fail and the doctor cuts too much

Yeah, well, didn't happen! 3 months will tell me whether the little operation was successful though. I didn't realize that you had to wait so long.

F30lolz · 10-14-2017, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

saturday
...nothing like a pastrami egg and cheese on a rainy day in queens

Where in Queens? When I was a lower case g I spent my first 14 years of my life between Astoria BLVD and 25th Ave over on 86th street.

Mike. · 10-14-2017, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

saturday
...nothing like a pastrami egg and cheese on a rainy day in queens

Where in Queens? When I was a lower case g I spent my first 14 years of my life between Astoria BLVD and 25th Ave over on 86th street.

I?m at pachanga Patterson. I?m not sure what road it?s on

Dang3r · 10-15-2017, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Yeah, well, didn't happen! 3 months will tell me whether the little operation was successful though. I didn't realize that you had to wait so long.

Hm, not sure what to say...enjoy the last 3 month of cumming?

F30lolz · 10-15-2017, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Hm, not sure what to say...enjoy the last 3 month of cumming?

Ban

Joekerr · 10-15-2017, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Hm, not sure what to say...enjoy the last 3 month of cumming?

I'd like to believe that you're being sarcastic, but I'm really not sure.

Dang3r · 10-16-2017, 03:34 AM

Trust me, was pure sarcastic and not to anger you.
A longer friend of mine had decided to do this step years ago, had his cutting-the-wires-appointment and guess what? 6 Months later he becomed dad again. Man, I wouldnt stuck into that doctors clothes for any price

Question for me because Im curious: Would you do that also if you werent married or into a long relationship?

Joekerr · 10-16-2017, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Trust me, was pure sarcastic and not to anger you.
A longer friend of mine had decided to do this step years ago, had his cutting-the-wires-appointment and guess what? 6 Months later he becomed dad again. Man, I wouldnt stuck into that doctors clothes for any price

Question for me because Im curious: Would you do that also if you werent married or into a long relationship?

Nah, didn't anger me at all, much thicker skin than that lol.

I just wanted to make sure you knew that you still cum, just no "venom" anymore!

But to answer your question, no, I probably wouldn't have done that if I wasn't married. And I'd recommend against it to anyone that wasn't married already - probably not the best option since they might meet someone who wants kids and that would be a no-go on the relationship then probably.

UncleWede · 10-16-2017, 11:42 AM

So, why is it that dogshit on MY shoes smells so much worse than on yours????

Joekerr · 10-16-2017, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

So, why is it that dogshit on MY shoes smells so much worse than on yours????

Because my shit don't stink!

(as an aside, about 50% of women will also tell you this)

wrickem · 10-16-2017, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Nah, didn't anger me at all, much thicker skin than that lol.

I just wanted to make sure you knew that you still cum, just no "venom" anymore!

But to answer your question, no, I probably wouldn't have done that if I wasn't married. And I'd recommend against it to anyone that wasn't married already - probably not the best option since they might meet someone who wants kids and that would be a no-go on the relationship then probably.

if you weren't married, I'd suggest getting this t-shirt to advertise that you are good to go for a quickie with no repercussions

UncleWede · 10-16-2017, 02:00 PM

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So, why is it that dogshit on MY shoes smells so much worse than on yours????

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Because my shit don't stink!

(as an aside, about 50% of women will also tell you this)

Wasn't aware you were a dog who left shits in the middle of my lawn

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!

Dang3r · 10-17-2017, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Wasn't aware you were a dog who left shits in the middle of my lawn

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!

Your lawn is full of poultry sh*it and nobody wants to be there, banned!

UncleWede · 10-17-2017, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Your lawn is full of poultry sh*it and nobody wants to be there, banned!

The poultry are safely cooped up in the rear of the property. We offer waders to those wishing to venture into the coop, and then later return to normal civilization (and/or my wife's house) No lawn in the coop, no guano in the lawn-o

Joekerr · 10-17-2017, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

The poultry are safely cooped up in the rear of the property. We offer waders to those wishing to venture into the coop, and then later return to normal civilization (and/or my wife's house) No lawn in the coop, no guano in the lawn-o

I appreciate how you tried to rationalize the reason for them being cooped up is to keep the guano off the lawn, when in reality, we all know the reason they are caged is it makes it easier for you to catch them.

But on the surface, if we didn't know you, your explanation would have been totally plausible!

UncleWede · 10-17-2017, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I appreciate how you tried to rationalize the reason for them being cooped up is to keep the guano off the lawn, when in reality, we all know the reason they are caged is it makes it easier for you to catch them.

But on the surface, if we didn't know you, your explanation would have been totally plausible!

My Story <-- Sticking to it

Ladydragonz · 10-17-2017, 01:12 PM

I am bored af and have read about my n54 all dayyyy... what's up guys!

Banana Hammock · 10-17-2017, 01:30 PM

Think I'm getting sick. Feel like shit.

bimmette · 10-17-2017, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by pasghetti

Think I'm getting sick. Feel like shit.

I felt like that a few days ago. Took neocitran and went to sleep early and felt fine the next day.

Banana Hammock · 10-17-2017, 02:28 PM

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I felt like that a few days ago. Took neocitran and went to sleep early and felt fine the next day.

Interesting. We all it Theraflu here.

bimmette · 10-17-2017, 02:39 PM

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I felt like that a few days ago. Took neocitran and went to sleep early and felt fine the next day.

Interesting. We all it Theraflu here.

Oh like TaraFlu? Weird

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Banana Hammock Beefcake 3769 Rep 711 Posts Drives: NA Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (2)	Think I'm getting sick. Feel like shit.
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