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      08-28-2015, 03:45 AM   #13773
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Do you work for Boeing?
Ah you're new here. Nah, he always posts random videos.
It's one of his better ones, in my opinion. I bet that in all of the take off's and go's, Billup's tool's were involved!!
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Well done!
Do you work for Boeing?
Ah you're new here. Nah, he always posts random videos.
It's one of his better ones, in my opinion. I bet that in all of the take off's and go's, Billup's tool's were involved!!
Ooooo another OC boy.

You know the drill-

State your marital status, age group, car you drive and fico score.
Yup, Sara will be waking up any minute now.
What she does is no longer my business.

She's no longer my bimmerpost girlfriend.

So that just leaves lups, you, and that new girl.

Clearly, I chose v1
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      08-28-2015, 04:02 AM   #13775
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Well done!
Do you work for Boeing?
Ah you're new here. Nah, he always posts random videos.
It's one of his better ones, in my opinion. I bet that in all of the take off's and go's, Billup's tool's were involved!!
Ooooo another OC boy.

You know the drill-

State your marital status, age group, car you drive and fico score.
Yup, Sara will be waking up any minute now.
What she does is no longer my business.

She's no longer my bimmerpost girlfriend.

So that just leaves lups, you, and that new girl.

Clearly, I chose v1
He can have you.
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      08-28-2015, 04:05 AM   #13776
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Well done!
Do you work for Boeing?
Ah you're new here. Nah, he always posts random videos.
It's one of his better ones, in my opinion. I bet that in all of the take off's and go's, Billup's tool's were involved!!
Ooooo another OC boy.

You know the drill-

State your marital status, age group, car you drive and fico score.
Yup, Sara will be waking up any minute now.
What she does is no longer my business.

She's no longer my bimmerpost girlfriend.

So that just leaves lups, you, and that new girl.

Clearly, I chose v1
He can have you.
Yeeeeeeeuuuhhhh.

This weekends gonna be good
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      08-28-2015, 04:07 AM   #13777
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Well done!
Do you work for Boeing?
Ah you're new here. Nah, he always posts random videos.
It's one of his better ones, in my opinion. I bet that in all of the take off's and go's, Billup's tool's were involved!!
Ooooo another OC boy.

You know the drill-

State your marital status, age group, car you drive and fico score.
Yup, Sara will be waking up any minute now.
What she does is no longer my business.

She's no longer my bimmerpost girlfriend.

So that just leaves lups, you, and that new girl.

Clearly, I chose v1
He can have you.
Yeeeeeeeuuuhhhh.

This weekends gonna be good
Whatever. I doubt we'll be surprised. You're probably going back to Crevier, getting your car, picking up Sara and filming you guys in bed.
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Well done!
Do you work for Boeing?
Ah you're new here. Nah, he always posts random videos.
It's one of his better ones, in my opinion. I bet that in all of the take off's and go's, Billup's tool's were involved!!
Ooooo another OC boy.

You know the drill-

State your marital status, age group, car you drive and fico score.
Yup, Sara will be waking up any minute now.
What she does is no longer my business.

She's no longer my bimmerpost girlfriend.

So that just leaves lups, you, and that new girl.

Clearly, I chose v1
He can have you.
Yeeeeeeeuuuhhhh.

This weekends gonna be good
Whatever. I doubt we'll be surprised. You're probably going back to Crevier, getting your car, picking up Sara and filming you guys in bed.
Would the twist be if I filmed myself and v1 in bed instead?
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      08-28-2015, 04:10 AM   #13779
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Well done!
Do you work for Boeing?
Ah you're new here. Nah, he always posts random videos.
It's one of his better ones, in my opinion. I bet that in all of the take off's and go's, Billup's tool's were involved!!
Ooooo another OC boy.

You know the drill-

State your marital status, age group, car you drive and fico score.
Yup, Sara will be waking up any minute now.
What she does is no longer my business.

She's no longer my bimmerpost girlfriend.

So that just leaves lups, you, and that new girl.

Clearly, I chose v1
He can have you.
Yeeeeeeeuuuhhhh.

This weekends gonna be good
Whatever. I doubt we'll be surprised. You're probably going back to Crevier, getting your car, picking up Sara and filming you guys in bed.
Would the twist be if I filmed myself and v1 in bed instead?
You wouldn't. He would, but you wouldn't.
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Well done!
Do you work for Boeing?
Ah you're new here. Nah, he always posts random videos.
It's one of his better ones, in my opinion. I bet that in all of the take off's and go's, Billup's tool's were involved!!
Ooooo another OC boy.

You know the drill-

State your marital status, age group, car you drive and fico score.
Yup, Sara will be waking up any minute now.
What she does is no longer my business.

She's no longer my bimmerpost girlfriend.

So that just leaves lups, you, and that new girl.

Clearly, I chose v1
He can have you.
Yeeeeeeeuuuhhhh.

This weekends gonna be good
Whatever. I doubt we'll be surprised. You're probably going back to Crevier, getting your car, picking up Sara and filming you guys in bed.
Would the twist be if I filmed myself and v1 in bed instead?
You wouldn't. He would, but you wouldn't.
If he licks my butt and has a really good smelling cologne- I just might
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What she does is no longer my business.

She's no longer my bimmerpost girlfriend.

So that just leaves lups, you, and that new girl.

Clearly, I chose v1
You cannot ungirlfriend me unless I say so!
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You wouldn't. He would, but you wouldn't.
I'm flyin jumpseat to Orange County this afternoon and he'll pick me up at Wayne Airport.

How do you like them apples?
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I need a shower after these last posts.....
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You wouldn't. He would, but you wouldn't.
I'm flyin jumpseat to Orange County this afternoon and he'll pick me up at Wayne Airport.

How do you like them apples?
I like them apples a lot! I would be very happy for you actually!
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I'm comfortable enough in my manhood....
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I'm comfortable enough in my manhood....
Crap. I fold
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I do try to maintain some modesty....unlike the old fart walking around the locker room for 30 minutes with the full Monty...
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