BMW Owner Jokes!

BIMMERGUY91 · 06-08-2012, 08:21 PM

bring more wrenches
big mexican woman
big money waster

Huz-Z · 06-09-2012, 06:37 PM

Beer,
Meat and
Women!!!!!

jrich4411 · 06-09-2012, 08:20 PM

What has 8 legs and chases BMWs?

A litter of Yuppies!

DataStream18 · 06-09-2012, 09:31 PM

Not sure if this is a joke per say but:

BMW, Bidget be damned, ass hole be rammed!

nwflbimmer · 06-10-2012, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by DataStream18

BMW, Bidget be damned, ass hole be rammed!

Uhhh I dont get it

Phishman · 06-10-2012, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by nwflbimmer

Uhhh I dont get it

Half of these "jokes" are just stupid abbreviations that have nothing to do with cars, ie "big mexican woman".

DataStream18 · 06-10-2012, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by nwflbimmer

Uhhh I dont get it

Meaning b/c everything for a modern BMW gets attached a premium on top of the price you cant build on a budget basically and you feel sometimes like you're getting f***ed in the @$$ just to get a part. One of my first "soap box" rant post was about eissmann mufflers.

Phishman · 06-10-2012, 01:41 PM

Ok I just googled "Bidget be damned" and it looks like you meant to say "Budget be damned", which makes more sense.

DataStream18 · 06-10-2012, 07:48 PM

Opps! Hahah ya, just noticed that! My bad!

06-08-2012, 08:21 PM	#23
BIMMERGUY91 Captain 113 Rep 855 Posts Drives: 2014 335I M Sport Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Huntsville, AL iTrader: (2)	bring more wrenches big mexican woman big money waster __________________ 2014 335i M Sport 2010 328i M Sport 2007 Z4MC #1019/1815 (Sold) 1997 M3 (Sold) 1991 325i
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06-09-2012, 06:37 PM	#24
Huz-Z Brigadier General 851 Rep 4,057 Posts Drives: Z4 3.0si, 328 XDrive, X5 35i Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	Beer, Meat and Women!!!!! __________________ Huz-Z BMW Z4 3.0si Roadster. Montego Blue Metallic. Premium and Sport Package.
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06-09-2012, 08:20 PM	#25
jrich4411 Private First Class 5 Rep 165 Posts Drives: 2006 ///M black on black Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: New Hampshire iTrader: (0)	What has 8 legs and chases BMWs? A litter of Yuppies!
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06-09-2012, 09:31 PM	#26
DataStream18 Lieutenant 45 Rep 556 Posts Drives: 2003 ESS TS1 Z4 Join Date: May 2011 Location: Muskegon, Mi iTrader: (0) Garage List 2004 ESS Supercharg ... [4.00]	Not sure if this is a joke per say but: BMW, Bidget be damned, ass hole be rammed! __________________ TS2/Cat-Less Headers/Jet Hot Coating 2000/CF Engine covers & Oil Cap/RPi Scoop/Matte Black Grills/H&R Sport Springs/15mm Spacers Rear/12mm Spacers Front/Flowmaster 40 series/Alcantara Shift Boot/CF Vinyl wrap/SPEC Stage 2+ clutch/8 Lbs Fly wheel/ZHP Shift knob/Hawk HPS Pads/Cross Drilled/Slotted Rotors/Performance Pedal Set/Stewart water pump Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it's probably shit.
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06-10-2012, 01:41 PM	#30
Phishman Second Lieutenant 8 Rep 283 Posts Drives: Beige car Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Cincinnati iTrader: (0)	Ok I just googled "Bidget be damned" and it looks like you meant to say "Budget be damned", which makes more sense.
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06-10-2012, 07:48 PM	#31
DataStream18 Lieutenant 45 Rep 556 Posts Drives: 2003 ESS TS1 Z4 Join Date: May 2011 Location: Muskegon, Mi iTrader: (0) Garage List 2004 ESS Supercharg ... [4.00]	Opps! Hahah ya, just noticed that! My bad! __________________ TS2/Cat-Less Headers/Jet Hot Coating 2000/CF Engine covers & Oil Cap/RPi Scoop/Matte Black Grills/H&R Sport Springs/15mm Spacers Rear/12mm Spacers Front/Flowmaster 40 series/Alcantara Shift Boot/CF Vinyl wrap/SPEC Stage 2+ clutch/8 Lbs Fly wheel/ZHP Shift knob/Hawk HPS Pads/Cross Drilled/Slotted Rotors/Performance Pedal Set/Stewart water pump Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it's probably shit.
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