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04-03-2012, 02:05 PM | #1 |
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BMW Owner Jokes!
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What is the difference between a BMW and a Cactus??? I can say this because I drive one after all daily =-) With a BMW the pricks are on the inside... ba ba bum |
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If you want to keep the joke clean, you simply turn it around and say that the porcupine (or cactus) has the pricks on the outside. I usually use this joke in reference to Porsche drivers because Porsche and Porcupine start off with the same letters--and I think their drivers fit the joke more appropriately.
The one I've always heard from jealous friends is that BMW stands for either: Big Money Wasted, or Brake My Window Not very funny.
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^ more often heard (and usually not far from truth) = Breaks My Wallet!
As for the pricks on the inside, add Infiniti cars (FXxx, Gxx) to that list! |
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In South Carolina, near the plant in Greer, they say "Bubba Makes Wheels"!
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BMW = Fix It Again Tony
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boring middleclass weenie (or 'wheels' ... depends on if it's directed at the driver or the car)
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Rkanasas!
I hear the favorite pickup line around there is "Hey babe, nice tooth!"
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Haha, some good ones in here! I like that last one especially
Right along with Fix Or Repair Daily.
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Straying slightly off-topic..
Q: What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? A: The location of the dirtbag
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