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      04-03-2012, 02:05 PM   #1
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BMW Owner Jokes!

Sorry if it is a repeat...not really!



What is the difference between a BMW and a Cactus???

I can say this because I drive one after all daily =-)





With a BMW the pricks are on the inside... ba ba bum
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      04-03-2012, 02:48 PM   #2
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ive heard that one except instead of a cactus it was with a Porcupine.... lol
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      04-03-2012, 03:55 PM   #3
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If you want to keep the joke clean, you simply turn it around and say that the porcupine (or cactus) has the pricks on the outside. I usually use this joke in reference to Porsche drivers because Porsche and Porcupine start off with the same letters--and I think their drivers fit the joke more appropriately.

The one I've always heard from jealous friends is that BMW stands for either:

Big Money Wasted, or
Brake My Window

Not very funny.
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^ more often heard (and usually not far from truth) = Breaks My Wallet!

As for the pricks on the inside, add Infiniti cars (FXxx, Gxx) to that list!
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In South Carolina, near the plant in Greer, they say "Bubba Makes Wheels"!
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BMW = Fix It Again Tony
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BMW = Fix It Again Tony
That's what FIAT stands for
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Bubba Moter Werks

As I is really close to Rkanasas.

:-)

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Bubba Moter Werks

As I is really close to Rkanasas.

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Rkanasas!

I hear the favorite pickup line around there is "Hey babe, nice tooth!"
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Rkanasas!

I hear the favorite pickup line around there is "Hey babe, nice tooth!"
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How do you know if someone drives a BMW?





Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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Haha, some good ones in here! I like that last one especially

Right along with Fix Or Repair Daily.
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Haha, some good ones in here! I like that last one especially

Right along with Fix Or Repair Daily.
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      04-04-2012, 05:32 PM   #18
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I would rather push a BMW than drive anything else! Lol
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That's what FIAT stands for
I know. I was joking.
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Approach a drop-dead gorgeous babe (one that you would never get tired of smashing) and say, "Be My Wife"?
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Poor Old N____ Thinks It's A Cadilac = PONTIAC

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Straying slightly off-topic..

Q: What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

A: The location of the dirtbag
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