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      05-26-2017, 08:13 PM   #50205
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I was there both days when the Lamborghini hit 245 on Saturday and the 250.xx on Sunday.

That was insane.
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Don't need time slips....

Thanks, you made my point.

Your buddy is a bad MT driver, a tuned M4 traps in the 150's not 139mph.

Look at the first line of the results below.
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Don't need time slips....

Thanks, you made my point.

Your buddy is a bad MT driver, a tuned M4 traps in the 150's not 139mph.


Look at the first line of the results below.
That M4 is 550 whp...? And only beat my little diesel by 3 mph

A $14k car beating a $85k car

I ran 145 (148 time adjusted for head wind) on this particular day and time.

If you want to test the diesel - come to this event next year.

You line up against the car and driver beside you and go.
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      05-26-2017, 08:35 PM   #50209
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I ran 145 (148 time adjusted for head wind) on this particular day and time.

If you want to test the diesel - come to this event next year.

You line up against the car and driver beside you and go.
Tuned F8X run the 1/2 mile in the mid 150's, you managed to find a guy who runs the 1/2 in a tuned M3 in 139 mph, congrats! lol
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I ran 145 (148 time adjusted for head wind) on this particular day and time.

If you want to test the diesel - come to this event next year.

You line up against the car and driver beside you and go.
Tuned F8X run the 1/2 mile in the mid 150's, you managed to find a guy who runs the 1/4 in a tuned M3 in 139 mph, congrats! lol
And a $80k car with another $15k in mods is 3 mph faster than my diesel BMW.

I can live with that - until I upgrade the fuel pump, injectors and Valve Springs and run 55 lbs of boost....and 155-160 in the half mile.

Also - just realized how well the little 3.0 diesel did compared to most cars on that list....
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And a $80k car with another $15k in mods is 3 mph faster than my diesel BMW.

I can live with that - until I upgrade the fuel pump, injectors and Valve Springs and run 55 lbs of boost....and 155-160 in the half mile.

Also - just realized how well the little 3.0 diesel did compared to most cars on that list....
Not bad, you were also running downhill. hahaha

Your car would run low 12's at a legit dragstrip.
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And a $80k car with another $15k in mods is 3 mph faster than my diesel BMW.

I can live with that - until I upgrade the fuel pump, injectors and Valve Springs and run 55 lbs of boost....and 155-160 in the half mile.

Also - just realized how well the little 3.0 diesel did compared to most cars on that list....
Not bad, you were also running downhill. hahaha

Your car would run low 12's at a legit dragstrip.
My car has run 11's....when it was just Stage 3.

For perspective- this is a car that made 245 hp new, running tuned M3/4 times now...and gets 45 mpg.
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My car has run 11's....when it was just Stage 3.

For perspective- this is a car that made 245 hp new, running tuned M3/4 times now...and gets 45 mpg.
Show me a timeslip, ypu post videos but wont post a timeslip.
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My car has run 11's....when it was just Stage 3.

For perspective- this is a car that made 245 hp new, running tuned M3/4 times now...and gets 45 mpg.
Show me a timeslip, ypu post videos but wont post a timeslip.
Well - you got me cornered here.

I guess you'll win this discussion because I don't keep time slips to prove assholes wrong on the internet.

If you want to meet up and see the Diesel in action first hand - I'll be more than happy to oblige a face to face.

In the meantime - video evidence will have to suffice for the rest of Bimmerpost.
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Well - you got me cornered here.

I guess you'll win this discussion because I don't keep time slips to prove assholes wrong on the internet.

If you want to meet up and see the Diesel in action first hand - I'll be more than happy to oblige a face to face.

In the meantime - video evidence will have to suffice for the rest of Bimmerpost.
You'd post a couple of videos against a slow M3 driven by a bad MT driver but posting a timeslip you wont do that, makes sense.
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      05-26-2017, 10:14 PM   #50217
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Well - you got me cornered here.

I guess you'll win this discussion because I don't keep time slips to prove assholes wrong on the internet.

If you want to meet up and see the Diesel in action first hand - I'll be more than happy to oblige a face to face.

In the meantime - video evidence will have to suffice for the rest of Bimmerpost.
You'd post a couple of videos against a slow M3 driven by a bad MT driver but posting a timeslip you wont do that, makes sense.
Either you can't read or can't comprehend.....

I don't keep the little piece of paper for weeks and walk around and show it to people.

Just like I delete the video from my phone after it's on the interweb thingy.

Congrats - you're still you.
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Either you can't read or can't comprehend.....

I don't keep the little piece of paper for weeks and walk around and show it to people.

Just like I delete the video from my phone after it's on the interweb thingy.

Congrats - you're still you.
What exactly are you trying to prove, that a tuned modified 335d would run high 11's like a stock F80/82?
The M3/M4 is more than just straight line racing.

You keep sayin you ran 11's, 11.8's high 11's or low 11's.

You probably dont remember either.
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      05-26-2017, 10:56 PM   #50219
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Either you can't read or can't comprehend.....

I don't keep the little piece of paper for weeks and walk around and show it to people.

Just like I delete the video from my phone after it's on the interweb thingy.

Congrats - you're still you.
What exactly are you trying to prove, that a tuned modified 335d would run high 11's like a stock F80/82?
The M3/M4 is more than just straight line racing.

You keep sayin you ran 11's, 11.8's high 11's or low 11's.

You probably dont remember either.
You're right - thanks for reminding me to do stuff like upgrade the control arms and trailing arms, put in a LSD, Ohlin R&T Coilovers, transmission tune to assist with optimized shift points, Diff brace and diff bushings, sway bar, and other things that would help it in a curve too...

Not sure what I would do without your expert advice on the internet.
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For reference I kicked the living crap out of 2 f80 m3s today at the track in my lowly e46
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For reference I kicked the living crap out of 2 f80 m3s today at the track in my lowly e46
Ahhhh, but did you get 45 miles per gallon doing it?!
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You're right - thanks for reminding me to do stuff like upgrade the control arms and trailing arms, put in a LSD, Ohlin R&T Coilovers, transmission tune to assist with optimized shift points, Diff brace and diff bushings, sway bar, and other things that would help it in a curve too...

Not sure what I would do without your expert advice on the internet.
If you can find a shitty M3 driver like you did for that 1/2 mile run, you wont need all that stuff. haha
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For reference I kicked the living crap out of 2 f80 m3s today at the track in my lowly e46

Evo 8's would destroy your E46 M3 on the track. LOL
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You're right - thanks for reminding me to do stuff like upgrade the control arms and trailing arms, put in a LSD, Ohlin R&T Coilovers, transmission tune to assist with optimized shift points, Diff brace and diff bushings, sway bar, and other things that would help it in a curve too...

Not sure what I would do without your expert advice on the internet.
If you can find a shitty M3 driver like you did for that 1/2 mile run, you wont need all that stuff. haha
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