SPORT button???

Dammmittt · 06-05-2007, 02:56 PM

Just remember people...the fatter you are...the harder it is to get into your z4.

takedown8 · 06-05-2007, 03:08 PM

Yeah, the main reason to stay in shape is to minimize wear to your bolsters. A distant 2nd and 3rd are for health and for appearance.

Vroomer · 06-05-2007, 09:27 PM

The lady just has to have an ass I can do my "slap, pinch, and grab" test on.

As for her sport button, if you don't know where it is, sucks to be you. And I ain't tellin' you how to find it! That's one trade secret I'm keeping to myself.

inTgr8r · 06-05-2007, 09:40 PM

Words of wisdom from Gods gift to women.

Vroomer · 06-05-2007, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by inTgr8r

Words of wisdom from Gods gift to women.

one lady at a time... up to four on a good night. :rocks:

Bluesharp · 06-05-2007, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Vroomer

As for her sport button, if you don't know where it is, sucks to be you. And I ain't tellin' you how to find it! That's one trade secret I'm keeping to myself.

Okay, this is wayyy off topic, but for the last seven years, we've had Health integrated with the Science curriculum, so believe it or not, I really AM a 7th and 8th grade sex ed teacher. No. Really. I can hardly believe it myself.

Anyway... I have been SOOOOOOO tempted to use a particularly graphic transparency that was amazingly approved by the school board to make a specific point of showing the boys where it is, and explaining why it's important. But I always chicken out, dang it. I do it subtly, but not with the emphasis I would like to, or using that particularly attention getting transparency.

I have this daydream of going through with it the way I'd like, and getting called on the carpet by the oversensitive mucky mucks in the district office, and then having the issue debated by the school board with all the elected officails trying to appease the vocal conservative nutjobs that rule the roost. I see myself being thoroughly pilloried, until one brave parent in the audience raises his hand and says, "Wait a second... I wish somebody had taugh ME about that in school!"

Then I picture all the women suddenly voicing their definite agreement.

Vroomer · 06-05-2007, 10:32 PM

Like the slogan says, "JUST DO IT!"

Yal · 06-05-2007, 10:44 PM

I had the pleasure of learning from an older woman. I was dating her daughter at the time. 13 might be a little young for that lesson though.

rosierobins2003 · 06-05-2007, 10:45 PM

Go Bluesie

Does that help?

Vroomer · 06-05-2007, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Yal

I had the pleasure of learning from an older woman. I was dating her daughter at the time.

Sportsman's Double?

Yal · 06-05-2007, 11:02 PM

It's not as cool as it sounds. It was my first time, I was 38 at the time, the daugther was 40 and her mom was, well...

Vroomer · 06-05-2007, 11:07 PM

I wish I didn't see...

takedown8 · 06-05-2007, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Yal

It's not as cool as it sounds. It was my first time, I was 38 at the time, the daugther was 40 and her mom was, well...

What? A wrinkled ass, Mrs. Robinson?

rosierobins2003 · 06-05-2007, 11:10 PM

I beg your pardon?

Vroomer · 06-05-2007, 11:13 PM

Yeah, I thought Mrs. Robinson was in her mid to late 40s... What age was she, Yal?

Yal · 06-05-2007, 11:33 PM

ok, mom was 38, daughter was 17, I was 19. I was shown the error in my ways by mom, never got to give the lessons to daughter. It wasn't my first time, but I wished it was for the lessons learned. There's a lot to be said for giving a lady what she wants.

Sheesh, this thread sure took a turn. Bluesie, bad boy! I owe you a beer on the 22nd.

Bluesharp · 06-06-2007, 12:56 AM

Who, me?

I can't help it if I'm random-nonlinear by nature.

Hey, I'm only lisenced to warp the minds of young teens a couple dozen at a time. You grownups are left to your own devices.

... but I gotta admit... I do tend to disrupt my own class quite a bit. I just LOVE digression. It's the spice of life, if you ask me.

(I'll take ya up on the beer, though.)

155MPH · 06-06-2007, 05:37 AM

A transparency, a Mrs. Robinson's affair, and a sport button. Now class, can you tell me what all of these three things have in common....Johnny?

Vroomer · 06-06-2007, 08:24 AM

Push the button, win a prize?

inTgr8r · 06-06-2007, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Vroomer

Push the button, win a prize?

Yeah baby! :rocks:

takedown8 · 06-06-2007, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Yal

ok, mom was 38, daughter was 17, I was 19. I was shown the error in my ways by mom, never got to give the lessons to daughter. It wasn't my first time, but I wished it was for the lessons learned. There's a lot to be said for giving a lady what she wants.

Sheesh, this thread sure took a turn. Bluesie, bad boy! I owe you a beer on the 22nd.

Was she a 'yummy mummy'?

fire-n-ice · 06-06-2007, 02:59 PM

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Was she a 'yummy mummy'?

ewwww...

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