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      11-16-2012, 08:14 AM   #22
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Move on to another car and another dealership.

.....or you could hire me to represent you in a lawsuit against the dealer. I would only take the case on an hourly basis, and my rate is $450 per hour. I will need a $15,000 retainer, (in cash ;-). If we have to go to court, my rate jumps to $850 per hour. I'm doubtful you will get a large cash settlement, but really it is the principle of their outrageous behavior that offends me. I will be happy to represent you on the initial suit and any appeals, including all the way up to the U.S. Supreme Court. I will be right there next to you all the way fighting for what is right. Well, at least until your money runs out.
Where were you when the 8yr old across the street guaranteed best lemonade or money back, only to find out it was truly the second best I've had? The nerve of kids these days...
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