Magnum Force? At least it has a good name.
My favorite aftermarket intake story, dates back to about 1980 - an old pal had some Mopar sled with a 340 that was his pride & joy. He stuck some wild chrome air cleaner on it, that had an inverted cover that allowed air to enter from the entire top area. We used to do this with stock air cleaner covers, it was known as a "Tijuana Hirise". Anyways his pop walks into the garage, takes a look at this fancy air cleaner, removes the Marlboro from his lip and proclaims "a smart fly could find its way in through that thing", turns and walks back into the house. A wise man Mr. Thacker was.