So I was laying down on the couch earlier today after picking up my 6yr old from school when I noticed this horrible stench just lingering in the air. I asked Summer what was that smell and she said "Penelope POOPED"!!!
I didn't want to get up because this girl poops 3-4 times a day and i had to be back at work in 30 minutes but the smell was so bad I had to clean it up. So I tell Summer to get the diaper and wipes , let's get this over with. As soon as I get up I hear my wife pulling into our driveway and I hop back on and pretend to be asleep.
Well that didn't work because every time I peeked to see how close my wife is I can see my daughter creeping up to tickle me on the neck.. Oh and my wife never made it in because she could smell it all the way outside. lolz