[sings]
"Fat guy in a little coupe..."
Stock BS Z4MC north of San Jose on 280 N.
I mean, he seriously looked uncomfortable. I'm calling out his weight because he's the first d-bag I've encountered in 4 years of ownership. Pulled up behind him for a mile or two. He sped up to get away. Then slowed. Then I pulled up beside him in case he didn't see me behind. I waved. He acted like he didn't see me but I know he knows I'm there by now. And if he doesn't, he shouldn't be operating a motor vehicle. Fine, go ahead and be a loner. You don't deserve this car.