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Originally Posted by Yeggman
Move on to another car and another dealership.
.....or you could hire me to represent you in a lawsuit against the dealer. I would only take the case on an hourly basis, and my rate is $450 per hour. I will need a $15,000 retainer, (in cash ;-). If we have to go to court, my rate jumps to $850 per hour. I'm doubtful you will get a large cash settlement, but really it is the principle of their outrageous behavior that offends me. I will be happy to represent you on the initial suit and any appeals, including all the way up to the U.S. Supreme Court. I will be right there next to you all the way fighting for what is right. Well, at least until your money runs out.
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In all seriousness, best response yet!! I love it.