Wow. All this stress over an E90 3 series.
They must be really hard to find because they only made 2,147,247 of them between 2005 and 2009 and there are only a mere 13,825 of them on autotrader right now so they must be getting pretty rare.
Mabey we need to hire a private investigator instead of a lawyer to find out where the other 2,133,422 of them went.